| The disturbing world of the penguins... |
| For some reason our Textiles teacher decided to give everyone tea and coffee because it was the last week of term :-S but we got chocolate aswell.. so that was good. Anyway, we got penguin bars and on the back where a joke usually is on the turn over bit, there were these werid little phrases: "Collect as many of these wrappers as possible.... Hey presto! your own pile of rubbish." "Feeling kind? this wrapper makes a perfect raincoat for short fat snakes." "Found yourself naked in public? Eat 300 penguin bars, carefully sew the wrappers together Hey presto! A fashionable long coat." "Draw a rough outline of the town you live in on this unfolded wrapper.... Hey presto! A map." "Cut out arm holes and this wrapper... becomes an action man polar disguise outfit" "Make your penguin last longer... plant it in the garden and grow your own penguin tree." "Make your penguin last longer... Post it to yourself at the wrong address" well.... I thought they were good.... |