Consequences...
I know this back ground hurts your eye's... so what?!
Jeremy Beadle
met-
Claire
at-
The intergalactic banana peeling convention
he was wearing-
A 'george costume'
She was wearing-
a checked summer dress
he said-
"hallo, where is the exit?"
she said-
"oh my god!!! it's a camel.."
The consequence was-
She became a nun, and he lived in a tree for ever more...
Engelbert Humpherdinken
met-
Nikki Chapman
at-
A brothel
he was wearing-
A stratigically placed pineapple
she was wearing-
an 'I love bags' tee shirt
he said-
"I'm O.K"
she said-
"that has to be THE biggest banana I've ever seen!!"
The consequence was-
He flew away on a magic carpet...
Homer
met-
Super man
at-
outside the polo factory
he was wearing-
a jogging suit
she was wearing-
a ra ra skirt and rubber flippers
he said-
"to infinity and beyond"
she said-
"look... it's a monkey, ahhhh!!"
The consequence was-
they all blew up and were re-born as coconuts
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