| "All I waaaant for christmas" |
| Ho ho ho! well, I feel bad because I keep forgetting to update this so I have decided to make a feature or two out of Christmas (since I have no time for anything amazing).. and show you the tackiest fibre optic Santa you're likely to see out side one of those tacky santa shops no self respecting person would enter... |
| The little whippersnappers at the lovely Laura corp present- |
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| Evil isn't it? I think it's going to be in my dad's shop window so I won't have to endure it leering at me while I watch telly, If u want to see it it'll prob be in the window in Evans pharmacy (crafty product placement eh?) |
| Speaking of santa if an old man came up to anyone's children on at any other time of the year and asked them to sit on their lap people would be worried, but now they're almost encouraging it! Robbie informed me that santa in red and white was created by coca cola as a marketing ploy, and his head of year also spent half an hour telling a hall full of yr8s that santa is baisicly a pervert.. but hey, that's another story. |
| What do Santa's army of minions that work in shops do the rest of the year... and is there a secret oath they have to take to not tell anyone Santa's secrets?? ah, I wonder. |
| does anyone have a house covered in lights? please send an email of the tackiest ones to put up :) [email protected] |
| here's an 'amazing fact' to astound and amaze with- The largest functional christmas cracker ever constructed was 55.45m (181 ft 11in) lond and 3.6 m (11ft 9in) in diameter. It was built by ex international rugby league footballer Ray Price (Australia) For Australian company Markson Sparks! and pulled in the car park at Westfield Shopping town, Chatswood, Sydney, NSW, Australia, on 16th Dec 1998. |