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| The Doody folks at the lovely Laura corp present~ |
| If you live in England the land of ice and snow (and rain) like my fair self then you may have seen this, but if you haven't or come from america etc. then it's baisicaly a program about two ladies which shout at other ladies and tell them they're ugly and have about as much fashion sense as Christina Agrilara (is that spelt right?) and make them cry. They then give them �2000 and let them buy some new clothes. This program can be entertaining at times, but the two presenters are always going on about 'TITS!' and grabbing eachother (which can become disturbing) and they also put camera's in the 'victims' homes which is slightly perverted because they can watch pictures of you getting changed in the morning.. :-S You're probably wondering why I'm bothering to tell you all this, when wonder no more people because I was thinking what it would be like to be a superbitch like these two (see pic) abd could I ever do as well...? well see below and from your own opinions.. |
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| Here's a guide to help you speak the language of the TV makeover lady, now you can be really mean about my make over person. |
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| This my freinds is Jeeves, notice the boring gray suit and the re-ceading hairline.. can anything be done for him?! "Jeeves darling! lose the suit.. it makes you look like a butler... add some colour, I think it would really bring out the pixels of colour in your eyes, also can you do anything about the hair.. you said you're only 25, yet you look 50...." |
| We gave Jeeves a whole �1 to go the oxfam shop down the road to (in his words) but himself some snazzy new togs. Then we sent him to the gayest male hairdresser we could for a new hair cut.. and below.. well! |
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| "Jeeves my dear you look simply divine! multi- coloured mullets are this seasons' new look and I lurve the bondage trousers, v, v kinky (grrr u sexy beast)" |