| Soapie Laura was getting ready to go to the Huge new club that had recently opened in Albert/Coronation/Ramsey/Brookiside street (take your pick), she finally decided to wear her fluro bin bag, and got ready to Par-Tay! She met all the other Soapies at the club and they all jumped in suprise when they realised they were ALLL wearing exactly the same bin bag!!, ah well, great minds think alike.... Everyine got inside and bought a martini (shaken not stirred) at the bar, soon such great *ahem* classics as the birdie song and Macerena were blaring out of the speakers and they all got up to dance. The sexiest farmer any of them had ever set eys on (manure and all) walked throught the doors and started strutting his fun-kay stuff on the dance floor (and singing in a high pitched Bee Gees kinda way) The soapies all exclaimed at his hansome smelly self and said how much they liked a man in manure... Jenna said "Ah well, we'll have to see who pulls him first" then she giggled and ran off to do the funky chicked Farmer man came over to the soapies table, and everyone shot eachother knowing looks. "OO ARHH! How you doin'?"he asked Laura breathed (meant to be all Marilyn Monroe like... but it came out more Marilyn Manson..) "hi, and who might you be?" "I be Farmer Giles" he replied "well then see you girls later... OO ARHH!" and he walked away. The next week Jenna was reading when her novelty phone (that sang YMCA) rang and she jumped up to answer it, "hello?" "hi... do you like horror movies?" a voice whispered at the other end. "OO ARHH!" Jenna gasped, only last week had she watched scream.... and this was eerily similar to what had happened on that... she faced the patio doors expecting at any minute to see sum1 disembowled on the deckchair outside. "umm... yes?" she breathed. "OO ARHH!! that's great then, this is Farmer Giles from that club last week, do u want to come to the odean with me? '101 crappy explosions... a rugged man saving ppl's lives and a gooey ending' is on... don't tell anyone you're coming out with me though" "ok then" Jenna said happily... it sure beat her original saturday night plan... literally watching paint dry, "see you at 8 then" Miranda was out shopping, Giles (the farmer) had asked her out for the following night and she needed something to wear, she really wanted to tell her friends he had asked her out.... but he had told her not too..... she met Catherine and Laura in town... "what are you two doing here?" "erm... just shopping..." said Laura "me too..." said cat... little did Miranda realise Giles had asked them out too, but they were all sworn to secrecy, Gilkes had in fact asked the entire cast of the soapies out (but none of them copuld tell the others.... The three friends all agreed to look around together in such wonderful soapie land shops as.... "Bin bags 'r us.." and "Dress to impress (a goat..)" Jenna had a great time at the cinema and was pleasently suprised to find 101 crappy explosions really DID have 101 crappy explosions!!! In the middle of their big macs Giles proposed to Jenna "of course I'll marry you" said Jenna "OO ARHH!!! that's decided then, but remeber no-one can know of this..., we'll marry in private" Jenna was sooo happy she didn't even realise that this meant none of the soapies could be there. The wedding took place a week later, Jenna looked beautiful... in a bath robe covered in purple bananas. Farmer Giles told her to close her eyes... he said it would be more 'romantic that way if she couyldn't see him as she went down the aisile... Jenna thought this was odd, but she agreed anyway. At the alter thought she couldn't resist it any longere, but just as she was about to peek there was a commoption by the door, Jenna turned around and saw Sean Mandy'd b'f at the door "Miranda, eveyone open your eyes, Giles was going to marry you all!" the soapies (who had all been at the alter with eyes shut) all gasped as they realised Giles was cheating on them all. Laura screamed... "IS THIS TRUE GILES!!!!!????" "OO ARHH!! I spose so" Giles mumbled, "Get 'im girls" Laura shouted and they all ran at Giles jabbing him with their hair pins... "noooooooo" Giles screamed as he ran away "I would've gotten away with it if It weren't for those darn pesky kids!!!" The Soapies all recovered from their ordeal and decided Giles was scum... they all moved on to~ JENNA~A funky chicken dance instructer CLAIRE~Became a countess & lived in luxery being waited on hand and foot eating peeled grapes, and being waited on by tanned men with six pacs and teeny trunks on. KERRY~Became the first person tpo actually tell Beckham to get a decent hair cut for once DONNA~Caused scandal by eloping & runnin away with Jack Ryder, ut also having affairs with Westlife in her spare time... LAURA~Went out with a rockstar (yea baby!!) and became an artist who made trendy art out of macaroni and glitter MIRANDA~Ran away with Sean & lived on a tropical island with him, a coconut called Bob & a funky mule called Gladys CATHERINE~Became an actress and starred in such movies as "goldfish REALLY can't dance".."101 crappy explosions 2".. and "press ups the final frontier" NICOLA~Flew all over the world in a paper airplane and made friends with the queen (and had tea with her on numerous occasions) HELEN~A PE teacher who rid the streets of Gotham city of crime by night... or was that Batman?! |
| The one with all the lurve... |