| The lovely Laura soap, part 1 "Return of the psycho pimp" |
| The happy little soapy people were all sitting on Lovely laura's posh manor house gardens, enjoying their happy meals and whatever else soap people eat. Mirandom the character formely known as Miranda was enjoying the out doors, when her gooey blonde momentitus kicked in... She suddenly got the idea into her head that she could fly.. she climbed to the top of the tree and jumped, she hit the concrete patio with a loud twack. All the soapies rushed over screaming "oh dear god!" exclaimed Lovely Laura "The inhumanity of it all!!". All the soapies burst into tears :'( but their joy was re-discovered when they later learnt that Mirandom had built up such good karma during her life that she was allowed to be re-incarnated as Pimp Sean's side kick (m's idea, not mine lol). some of the soapies had brought along their boyfriend and two of the couples, (I'll call them erialc and mot, but we know who they are ;-D) announed that they were gonna do sum birdwatching (namely Laura's canary in the living room) E and M Were getting very cosy amoung the flower beds, when they heard a whistling noise from above they looked up and were suprised to see a meteorite hurtling towards them.... The meteorite hit them at 90MPH and they were squished into infinity when the soapies found out, they began to get worried, when they has agreed to star in this soap they hadn't xpected to die!!! MWAHAHHAHAHA!!! (moving on....) Pimp Sean and the character formely known as Miranda and Mirandom, now known as Mandy, were watching the game.. having a bud, (wassup!!) when Sean decided to switch the stereo on, mandy was having a gr8 time, performing her britney spears impression, when Mandy's long lost (presumed dead) husband Herman Yerman came along, he took one look at Sean watching mandy doing her 'hit me baby one more time' and decided to hit Sean instead... Herman Yerman shot poor lil Sean dead, then stormed away because he had to meet his merman boyfriend... Mandy was overcome with grief, The sadness made her blonde momentitus relapse, and she turned psycho and decided to go on a violent killing spree Mandy found Cat and Laura discussing the finer merits of the music on the stereo (rock and indie :-D)and decided to rip their heads off.... then pull their hearts out (that was helen's idea.. hope she's not considering it :-S)... Mandy then drowned herself in a vat of jelly, which just happened to be lying around. During all this Donna and Helen were on the little beach at the bottom of Laura's manor house garden catching up on their sun-tans, while Jenna went off to steal all Laura's ice-cream :-( neway, both helen and donna were asleep and none the wiser that the sandman (who wasn't a morning person) had just been woken up by the shrill screech of westlife coming from the stereo player... the sand man wasn't a very happy chappy and sneaked up on poor Donna and Helen and dragged them off to his smelly dark hell hole lair (which was an awful lot like my lil bro's room.....) once inside he had a sudden case of the munchies and decided to eat them (cooked on the BBQ mate) with coleslaw and chips. Jenna came back laden with 20 tubs of icecream (all mine!!) she was startled to see that only Helen and Donna's sunglasses remained.... "nooooooooooooo" she cried "god dammit! noooooooo, I only went and got this ice-cream 'cos they ordered me too!!" After a while jenna decided that staring aimlessly into space wasn't gonna solve nething, and decided she didn't actually like ice-cream ALL that much, so she went to find sum1 to tell about helen and Donna's deaths. After a while Jenna found Kerry and Nichola walking uo the beach, they were a lil late for the parrty and so didn't know about what had bin happening. Jenna told them about the psycho pimp... herman yerman... the flower beds... the meteorite.. all three soapies shed a tear for their lost friend.... "ah well why don't we go to the pub?" (it seems to me that's where most soap ppl end up... eastenders... neighbours.. u get the picture) neway, Jenna said "do u lot wanna help me eat sum of this ice-cream first?" "ok then" It wasn't until they had eaten a whole 15 tubs of the ice-cream that they saw the "Frozen poison" label on the side of the cartons.. "oh dear" said Jenna, "I should've guessed laura would know we'd steal her ice cream.. so she booby trapped it instead :-S eughhhhh blehh!!! (dying sounds..)" FIN..... |
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