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| Ralph Wiggum's little nuggets of *ahem* wisdom |
| The little genius himself.... |
| ".. My cat's breath smells like cat food .." ".. So, do u like.. stuff? .." ".. I'm going to eat chocolate until I barf .." ".. And when the doctor said I didn't have any worms any more that was the happiest day of my life .." ".. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there .." ".. I bent my wookie .." ".. My neck hurts and my ear hurts... I have two owwies .." ".. My knob tastes funny .." ".. It tastes like... burning...." ".. Principal Skinner, I got car-sick in your office .." ".. Daddy these rubber pants are hot .." ".. I found a moon rock in my nose .." ".. Your hair is tall and pretty .." ".. Me fail English.. that unpossible .." |
| Hmmm... Here he is The wonderful little Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons, he's really sweet really. These are all lil snippets of things he says.... (mostly collected from the Simpson's archive) |