These are some of the funny, sweet, or insightful quotes I've come across.
If you see any quotes here marked as "anonymous" or "unknown" and you are aware of a source, please notify me (with a reference to the source) and I'll do my best to correct the situation. Thanks!
"In order to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back to the crowd." -Unknown
"The next time you're feeling down remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." - Anonymous
"The average person thinks he isn't." -Father Larry Lorenzoni
"I want to share something with you -- the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, "Cover for me." Number two, "Oh, good idea, boss!" Number three, "It was like that when I got here." -Homer Simpson, THE SIMPSONS
"There are two kinds of thinkers in the world. Those who
think they can and those who think they can't...and they're
both usually right." -Unknown
"Life is the worst teacher. It gives the test before teaching the lesson." -Unknown
"Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." -Unknown
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a
support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet
at the bar." -Drew Carey
"Everyone has a talent. What is rare is the courage to nurture it in solitude and to follow the talent to the dark places where it leads." - Erica Jong
"Before you critisise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do critisise them, you're a mile away and have their shoes."
