Ten Ways To Piss Off A Witch

1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light.
4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
6. Witness to them about the "true religion".
7. Untie the knots in their cord.
8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9. Play card games with their Tarot cards.
10. Invite them to attend mass with you at the nearby chapel.
11. Use their daggers as bread knives.
12. Laugh out loud sounding like "bwihihihihi".
13. Ask them if they came riding their brooms instead of a cab.
14. If a witch comes during dinner, be hospitable enough to first ask if witches eat the same kind of foods regular people do.