Adolph Giuliani On march 11, twenty hundred and two, I was at the unveiling of the temporary World Trade Center monument, which is a crushed round statue found in the old building, and I was caught in many cameras, sitting in the audience (alone) 40 feet from giuliani's head, and it's the size of a friggin watermelon. His head is as big as conan o brian, but it has veiny horn-like shapes in it, like the devil himself. Except the devil has hair on his head. It ia unknown why his head may be so big. The first obvious answer is that he's evil, but it's still too big for just being evil alone. Some theorize that because he is undead, his brain became bloated, and fluid started leaking through the tiny skullcracks and under his flesh. But perhaps it is the other was around; for because of his undead-ness, he is technically dead, and cannot stand. Therefore, perhaps his head was equipped with a helium-like flotation device, keeping him buoyant and able to appear as if walking.