The Restaurant Dream

I had a dream where I was taking a shower, a wet soapy shower, and then I noticed that the floor of the shower became the top of a table. A diner appeared around me, and the table then became a shelf in the kitchen, where meals were placed temporarily while waiting to go out to the foodeaters.. I was all soapy and naked, but I turned off the water, for fear of getting the patrons' food wet. I watched the waitresses serving and preparing food around me, when one of them, while slicing spanish onions, accidentally cut off her own hand. I told the manager to bring her to a hospital, but he informed me that the lunch hour was very busy and they couldn't afford to let her leave work. Meanwhile the waitress continued to serve tables with one hand and tied an apron over her bloody stump. I thought this was rude of him to have her continue to work, and I suggested that they put the hand in a bucket of ice, so it would be preserved for re-attachment later...

Near the end of the day, the busboys said to me, "Hey look, we put the hand on ice for you!" The waitress went home already without her hand, but instead of putting it in ice, they put it in a ziploc� plastic sandwich bag and were smacking it around with a old wrinkled severed arm. I found this to be quite stupid, so I said, "What the hell is wrong with you people? That's not what 'on ice', it's a severed arm!" because they were a bunch of idiots. I asked them where the hell they got that severed arm from, and they said "Oh yeah, um, the arm� well we just found it in one of the ashtrays."

They were stupid workers.

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