Iowa

Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

Ames
After lovemaking, the husband isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you or holding you in his arms.

Dubuque
Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.

Indianola
The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

Fort Madison
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.

Marshalltown
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

Ottumwa
It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he does not know.

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop their head.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Oral sex is prohibited.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath.
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
All bathtubs must have feet.

Alexandria
If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Brainerd
Every man is required by law to grow a beard.

Hibbing
It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.

Minneapolis
Red cars can not drive down Lake Street
Double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.

St. Cloud
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

Virginia
You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.

Missouri

It is illegal to have oral sex.
Missouri considers drunkenness an inalienable right.
Any city in Missouri can levy a tax to support a band, as long as the mayor plays piccolo and each band member can eat peas with a knife.

Buckner
In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Excelsior Springs
Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.

Kansas City
While children may purchase shotguns, they are not allowed to buy toy cap guns.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Marceline
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

Marquette
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling.

Maryville
Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

Mole
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

Natchez
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Purdy
Students are not allowed to dance at Purdy Public High School.

Saco
women are forbidden from wearing hats that might frighten timid persons, children or animals.

St. Louis
It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
It is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.
A milk man may not run while on duty.

University City
Four women may not rent an apartment together.

Nebraska

It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

In Nebraska, a motorist must send up warning red rockets and Roman candles at night when he approaches a horse. He must throw a scenic tarpaulin over his car to conceal it from the horse. Also, he must take his machine apart and hide the parts in the grass it the tarpaulin doesn't soothe the horse.

Lehigh
Doughnut holes may not be sold

Hastings
The owner of every hotel in Hastings is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple may sleep together in a hotel room without wearing one of these nightshirts.

Omaha
Sneezin g or burping is illegal during a church service.
A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
Barbers are forbidden from shaving their customers' chests.

Waterloo
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.
In Waterloo, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm.

North Dakota

Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
It is legal to shoot an indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.

Fargo
One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

South Dakota

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

Sioux Falls
In hotels in Sioux Falls, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

Spearfish
If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.