Alabama

It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Under Alabama law, anyone who wears a false mustache in church and causes "unseemly laughter" is subject to arrest.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
You may not drive barefooted.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.

Anniston
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

Jasper
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

Lee County
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Mobile
It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
It is illegal for pigeons to eat pebbles from composite roofs.
It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.

Arkansas

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Schoolteachers who bob their hair may forfeit their pay raises.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
No person shall be permitted under any pretext whatever, to come nearer then fifty feet of any door of window of any polling room, from the opening of the polls until the certification of the returns.
It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state.
Until 1994 it was legal in Arkansas to grab a womans breast on a public street even if you did not know her.

Fayetteville
It is illegal to kill any living creature.

Little Rock
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.

Florida

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
In Florida, any form of sexual contact other than missionary position is a misdomeanor. (This is still a law. There have been several cases of people being brought up on these charges in the past 5 years alone. If the police enter a home with a warrent for some other crime and catch the 'culprits' in action, they can, and are, brought up on those charges.)
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

Big Pine Key
It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.

Cape Coral
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house.

Daytona Beach
The molestation of trash cans is banned.

Hialeah
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.

Jupitor Colony Inlet
Stubborn children are considered vagrants.

Key West
Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.

Miami
It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is against the law to go around imitating animals.

Pinecrest
There is a limit of four on the number of dogs any citizen may possess.
You may be fined if your dog barks.
In order to have a burglar alarm you must obtain a permit.

Pensacola
Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

Sarasota
If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $69.50.
You may not catch crabs.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Tampa Bay
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.

Georgia

All males in the state between the ages of 16 and 50 are required to work on public roads.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.
You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Signs are required to be written in English.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.

Atlanta
It is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
One man may not be on another man's back.

Columbus
It is illegal to sit on one's porch in an indecent position.
Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.

Conyers
It is illegal to utter the phrase "Two fried eggs and a fritter for a quarter."

Gainesville
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

Jonesboro
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

Kennesaw
Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.

Marietta
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

St. Mary's
No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.

Quitman
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.

It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault".

New Orleans
You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at all red lights.

Mississippi

Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
agrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine.
Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
It is still legal to kill one's servant.

Canton
You can't kill a squirrel with a gun in a courtroom.

Columbus
The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.

Hazelhurst
You'll get in trouble if you carry fish down the street.

Meridian
the law forbids you to roll a safe down the street on its wheels.

Oxford
You may not drive around the square more than 100 times in a single session.
It is illegal to spit on the sidewalks on the square.
Motor vehicles are illegal on the square.
Honking of horns is not permitted. It might spook the horses.

Truro
A would-be groom must prove himself manly prior to marriage by hunting and killing either six blackbirds or three crows.

Tylertown
It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

North Carolina

It's against the law to sing off key.
You can't use elephants to plow cotton fields.
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
State law mandates that all couples staying in rooms for one night must be kept in room with double beds, kept a minimum of two feet apart, and making love on the floor between the beds is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

Asheville
It is illegal to sneeze on city streets.

Barber
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.

Chaple Hill
It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.

Charlotte
Women must have their bodies covered by at least16 yards of cloth at all times.

Elon College
No rollerblading during daylight hours, no rollerblading on the roads, and no rollerblading on the bricks (all the sidewalks are brick).

Forest City
You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.

Greensboro
All restaurants must post their menus in a window in such a way that it is visible from the street.

Hornytown
Massage parlors have been banned.

Kill Devil Hills
You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.

Rocky Mount
It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.

Southern Shores
It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.

South Carolina

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.

Charleston
It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.
The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake.
In Charleston, all carriage horses must wear diapers.

Fountain Inn
Horses are to wear pants at all times.

Lancaster County
It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster.

Spartanburg
Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.

Tennessee

Hollow logs may not be sold.
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Giving and receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
In Tennessee, you can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
In Tennessee, it is illegal to drive any car while asleep.
The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

Dyersburg
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

Fayette County
You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.

Lenoir City
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

Lexington
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.

Knoxville
All businesses must have a "hitching post" outside the front of their businesses.

Memphis
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996)
It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

Nashville
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.

Oneida
An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."