Idaho

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
You may not fish on a camel's back.
It is considered an offense to ride on a merry-go-round on Sundays.

Boise
Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.

Coeur d' Alene
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.

Pocatello
A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view."
It is prohibited for pedestrians and motorists to display frowns, grimaces, scowls, threatening and glowering looks, gloomy and depressed facial appearances, generally all of which reflect unfavorably upon the city's reputation.

Wallace
It is unlawful for anyone to sleep in a dog kennel.

Montana

Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

Bozeman
A law bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown- if they're nude.

Excelsior Springs
Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.

Helena
No item may be thrown across a street.
A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
It is against the law to wear a hat on Sunday.

Salisbury
Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.

Whitehall
It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

Oregon

Dishes must drip dry.
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
You may not pump your own gas in service stations.
One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

Beaverton
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.

Eugene

It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.

Hood River
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

Klamath Falls
It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.

Portland
A priest may not perform a wedding at a skating rink.
People may not whistle underwater.
You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.

Marion
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

Myrtle Creek
In Myrtle Creek OR, it is a law that you can not box with a kangaroo.

Salem
Salem has barred women's wrestling.

Stanfield
It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.

Willowdale
It's against the law in for a husband to talk dirty during sex.

Washington

All lollipops are banned.
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
You are not allowed to breast feed in public.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.

You are breaking the law if you sell or place in the stream of commerce a crib that has: corner posts that extend more than 1/16-inch above end panels; slats more than 2 3/8 inches apart; a mattress support that releases easily from corner posts; cutout designs on the end panels; tears in mesh or fabric; missing or loose screws, bolts, or hardware; sharp edges, points, or rough surfaces on wood surfaces that are not smooth and free from splinters, splits or cracks. The new Infant Crib Safety Act in California (AB 3760, Speier), Colorado (SB 98-023,Pascoe and Morrison) and Washington State (SSB 6229, Kohl and Pennington) states that "no commercial user shall manufacture, retrofit, sell, contract to sell or resell, lease, sublet or otherwise place in the stream of commerce, a full-size or non-full-size crib that is unsafe for any infant using the crib.