It is illegal in Arizona to hunt camels. Globe Glendale Nogales Mohave County Hayden Maricopa County Mesa Prescott Tucson Tombstone
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
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State officials ordered 400 words of sexually explicit material to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
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The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
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It is against the law to fish from horseback.
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Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
It is illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
It is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
It is illegal to wear suspenders.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
No more than six girls may live in any house.
It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house
Women may not wear pants.
A woman may not spit on the sidewalk.
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
It is illegal to mistreat rats.
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
State law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains shall meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
No one may carry bees in their hat.
It's illegal to wash your false teeth in a public drinking fountain.
It is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt.
Musical car horns are banned
It is against the law to leave your car motor running unattended.
The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
At the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a person in an automobile is required to get out of their vehicle, fire 3 shotgun rounds into the air, and the get back into their vehicle and proceed through the intersection.
Any person who uses or carries concealed or unconcealed bean snappers or like, shall upon conviction be fined.
A man's mistreatment of his mother-in-law may not be used as grounds for divorce.
In Wichita, a father cannot frighten his daughter's boyfriend with a gun.
Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
The Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary is banned.
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.
It is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on.
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
Whaling is illegal.
It's against the law to get a fish drunk.
It is illegal to have the hind legs of a farm animal in your boots.
People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply.
Tattoos are banned.
No one may spit on a sidewalk.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
It is considered an offense to take part in oral sex.
Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
If you wear a New York Jets clothes you will be put into the state penitentary.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.
It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
If you pass another automobile, you must honk your horn at them.
It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Wire cutters can
not be carried in your pocket.
Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.
It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.
Women may not swear.
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the
woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.