GAMES TO BE PLAYED WHILE DRIVING A CAR

Sometimes you have to go far away, in a car.
I did this once, so I invented these games.

The License-Plate Game
If you see a license plate, say "Hey look, a license plate!" very loudly, and punch the arm of whoever is sitting closest to you. If they don't like it, tell them it was my idea.

The Pretend Game
When i drove through Iowa and Nebraska last year, with two smelly hitch hikers in the back, there was nothing interesting to look at. so I invented "The Pretend Game", where i pretended that i died and went to hell, and my punishment was to drive through Iowa and Nebraska with two smelly hitch hikers, forever.

The Think Of Reasons Not To Kill Aaron Game
In this game, you have to think of a reason NOT to kill me, and I would say something that disqualifies your reason. For example, you could say something like "We shouldn't kill Aaron, because he is driving the car." then I could say something like, "What if I finish driving, and park the car?" Then you would have to think of another reason. It seems easy at first, but it gets hard quick, because you HAVE TO think of a reason not to kill me, even if you don't see any. The name of the game can be adjusted to whoever it is played with, such as a place where i am not. like the "think of a reason not the kill the president" or something like that, for example. That was a very random, vague example, I have no idea how i came up with that one. But if you do, don't tell them that i suggested it, because I don't advocate the killing of anybody who holds an office higher than that of, say, the mayor of a city. A city like New York maybe. Besides, maybe God wants the president alive for some reason, such as that God hates all the people of the world, and this is one of his little ways of showing us that.

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