how to eat a chicken pot pie::
1. crack it in the middle.. make sure it's not burnt. yo ucan tell its burnt if its hard to crack, dark brown, and smells like its burnt.
if its okay, go ahead and crack it some more so its like potstickers floating around in soup
2. if it was burnt, carefully remove all burnt areas of the top crust. if it wasnt, go ahead and eat several
pieces to make sure it really is okay.
3. with that taken care of, you can now proceed to the actual eating of the pie. choose a spot near you on the side crust.
4. cut 1.5 length off of the side crust on that spot and eat it. be sure to cut it off by first marking the edges with your spoon and then using
the spoon to lift it up to your mouth.
5. take some of the edge from that same side, underneath the sidecrust you just ate, and eat it with some of the soup stuff in the middle
6. eat some more of the edge with soup or without
7. eat the bottom portion of the edge with the bottom and soup and eat it . yay! you cleared a little area.
8. continue eating across the pie just like that except you dont need to cut off the sidecrust unless you want to.
otherwise, just eat it with some of the edge. make sure you keep eating ACROSS. so after that little piece
you had cleared, eat some on the left, middle, right or whatever so you clear a small "row". dont eat too much of the left or middle or right because
then it'll get hopelessly un-neat and uneven.
9. when you reach the point where theres only a small portion left, make sure you dont eat up all the soup
without the crust. otherwise you'll be left with just crust and that gets tiring. make sure to eat it WITH the crust. unless you like eating just all crust.
10. finish it off! be triumphant! celebrate! scream your head off!
11. get something to drink.
12. clean the dishes.
13. throw away the container the pie came in.
yahoo.. and we end on the lucky number, 13! yay.. now you'll have absolutely no trouble in eating chicken pot pies.
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