If you'd like to avoid stomach trouble and vomit accidents.. be sure to follow these guidelines. The advice comes from experienced people. Trust us.the initials after each piece of advice are the ppl who thought of the advice
NEVER EVER...
... watch cynthia eat
... eat mudpies, like MUD pies
... eat a cup of yogurt while hanging upside down
... eat and read at the same time in the car
... get drunk
... eat expired food
... see a flock of birds poop simutaneously in front of your feet
... use an oil based sunblock that hasnt been touched for a month
... eat anything inedible
... overeat
... mistake a swimming pool for a freshwater lake and drink
... lick someones wart
... go on a roller coaster right after eating
... dance while ure seasick
... sit on bird poop
... stick ure hand under a picnic bench to find gum and cobwebs
... ask anyone to open their mouth while theyre eating sushi
... eat vomit flavored jellybeans
... eat refried beans from school
... eat while Muneet is removing her retainers
... eat rice crackers with nuts and fruit punch
... drink too much capri sun
... eat peanuts if you're allergic to them
... eat loads of mayo by itself
... drink bathtub water after someones bathed in it
... stare down from a boat and look at the water for an hour
... sleep on a horse's butt
... pee on yourself
... eat paper
... eat flowers
... pick butt hairs and poo off someon's butt
... look at someone's wart with a hair on it
... hear a snail shell crunch while eating
... hear a lecture on human body while eating
... eat too much chocolate cake
... drink too much cherry medicine
... lick a live pet goldfish
... stick a snail up your nose
... be around someone with a strong b.o. problem
... stare at green/white fuzzy lumps of mold on cream cheese
... be in an abnormal position on a car