Newsletter7

Before I begin, if anyone out there has a Bush to ENGLISH
Dictionary, please send me a copy. I am having trouble
deciphering his speaches.

I had planned another letter, but thanks to our illustrious
leader it must wait for another time.

Mr. Bush made a statement in Conestoga, PA. Among other
things he said as quoted by REUTERS, "People have got to
understand that it's possible that we could find, and
likely find, 600,000 barrels of oil a day out of Alaska
National Wildlife Reserve. That's what we import from Iraq."

Hello Mr. Bush!

In case nobody told you, there is a United Nations Embargo
against Iraq. They are our E-N-E-M-Y. We have thousands of
our people over in that area to keep Iraq from causing more
trouble. Iraq keeps trying to shoot down our people over the
NO FLY ZONE. Didn't anyone tell you that it is TREASON to do
business with ones' enemy?!

The more you talk, the more you scare me!

What other secret little criminal plots are you involved with?

JBS