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oooh oooh look at the flowers on my butt |
| perhaps an explanation is in order. |
| my name is serene. i'm twentyone and rapidly losing my youth. and my hair and my teeth and my stubby-fingered grip on sanity... but let's save that for later |
| i have one of those attention deficit disorders.. which is why i'm still in school learning things like why some insects just can't get along with their parents and how there's this tribe of pygmies who have significantly longer middle fingers than everyone else and what brand of post-its have the longest sticky-life and other oh-so-interesting things. |
| apparently i'm a chronic liar. and tis a well-known fact that chronic liars chronically lie. go figure. |
| i hate misnomers, don't you? but anyway. umm.. i'm going to be a civil engineer when i grow up and if you want to offer me a job, don't. coz i've already sold my soul to the ministry of defence they probably didn't know about my attention deficit disorder, the silly fings. |
 this here is a couple of dogs. |
| my dog at home sort of looks like the one in the middle. except that she's black. with brown tips on her ears and paws, the dahling thing! but i heard she's gotten a bit smelly. rotting from the inside out, no doubt. it happens to the best of us. |
| yes, that's why i'm losing my hair and teeth. sanity's another thing.. i blame society. stupid society. why wasn't i born eternally thin and beautiful, and a princess to boot? why don't i have special powers? why why why? |
| i drive a green honda civic that used to smell of stale biscuits. now it is noxiously perfumed with cool water because i bought one of those air fresheners shaped like a leaf i really don't know which i prefer.. stale biscuits or a punch in the face. |
| gee.. now what other information is there that it is imperative that i disseminate. i write unwieldy (and grammatically incorrect) sentences. i wash my hair every day i have 2 frogs on my monitor: one has tumbled over, the other is in more or less stable equilibrium. i like chocolate |
| my life is generally empty and meaningless. and i can't see myself doing anything about it so i suppose it's going to stay that way. hurrah.  |
| >> mommy |