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Operator: "Lunar Base 1 to Pegasus 4, can you read me" Mike: "Does Wormy guy look a little put out?"Crow as wormy: (grumbling) "Chapman, Chapman, Chapman! I've given Lansfield the best 20 years of my life, but Chapman is all he cares about!" Chapman: "Yes sir, Pegasus 4 to Lunar 1, over. Out" Mike (as wormy guy who's acting squirrelly): "Dickweed, I could give the Colonel a better report than that!" Colonel: "I hope whatever was out there is gone now" Servo: "And If that fails, try closing your eyes and clicking your heels 3 times" The MSTing returns as the ship flies by, just before the meteor shower |
Edit #3 This is a short one, found right after Makonnen says his "Our Father" while adrift in space and concerns Lunar Bases efforts to locate Chapman's missing ship  Wormy guy: "With all respect to the Colonel sir, I don't think it's any use"Colonel: "Keep working that radar and keep working it, until we locate Chapman!" Wormy guy: "Yes Sir" Crow: "Would you keep working it for me if I was lost, sir?" Colonel: "He's gotta be out there, somewhere" Servo (singing): "Somehow, Someday, Somewhere!" Mike (pointing to the girls): "There's Patty and Cathy discussing Richard's recent hijinks" |
Edit #4 This long winded bit was cut from the conversation between Sesom and Frank  Chapman: "Two ships from my unit disappeared, did they crash here?"Sesom: "Unfortunately yes, they were pulled into our strong gravitational field" Crow: "And I accidentally hit the gas pedal instead of the brakes while taking the planet out for a spin" Chapman: "So was I" Sesom: "Yes, but luckily we were aware of your approach. We lowered the power on our gravity field" Servo as Sesom: "We're big Steve Canyon fans here on Raton, so we cut you a break" Chapman: "I don't get it, in many ways you're hundreds of years ahead of our science, and yet you live in such a primitive manner" Crow (In odd voice): "Eegah!" Sesom: "It may not be as odd as it seems. It's true that our technology may be much further advanced than yours, but then, a strange thing happened" Chapman: "Well what was that?" Mike as Sesom: "Tiny elves stole my underwear" |
 Sesom: "We had machines to do all our work, people on Raton became completely free of all labor..."Servo: "Wednesdays were proclaimed Prince Spaghetti Day" Sesom: "... Our people became soft and lazy, they did not know how to cope with their free time. They started to fight among themselves" Mike: "It was a planet of Liam and Noel Gallaghers" Chapman: "That's very interesting, many people on Earth are beginning to face the same problem. Too much free time, too little work" Crow as Sesom: "Yeah, fine, look this is my story we're discussing pal!" Chapman: "Well what happened on Raton" Sesom: "Our forefathers then made a wise decision... Servo: "They decided to bore us with long winded exposition, a tradition which continues on today" Sesom: "They returned, as you say, to our primitive ways. The Ratons again had to toil for their living, they became much stronger, much happier, much more valuable Mike: "shhyeah right" Chapman: "But you didn't forsake all of your scientific achievements" Sesom: "No we retained the secret of the gravity control for our survival in space - and the secret of our food production for our survival on this barren planet Crow: "And the secret of Roan Inish for our survival from boredom" Chapman: "You sacrificed advancement for this?" At this point Herron interrupts and we rejoin Mike and Bots For more Planet, click Here! |