Ophelia: -waves- Good day. Andre: morning Ophelia: Oh, good morning.. Ophelia: I was thinking everyone was away. Andre: lies is out and about Andre: del is asleep Andre: i just took two corn dogs out of the oven and am about to pour curry powder on em Ophelia: Oh, I see. I'm just roaming about. Popping in here and there. Ophelia: Curry powder on a corn dog? Ophelia: -blinks- Andre: curry powder mixed with ketchup Ophelia: Wait.. So you're just sitting in a room with two afk people? Andre: i kinda forced em Andre: so i can listen to music Ophelia: Ooh, what are ya listening to? Andre: you cant hear it? Ophelia: Ohh, the playlists.. I keep my IMVU sounds muted. Ophelia: Too many times popping into rooms and hearing something crazy blasting really loudly. Andre: i cant function without background noise Andre: or sleep for that matter Ophelia: Can't function without sleep or can't sleep without noise? Ophelia: -smirks- Andre: sleep without noise Andre: its why i typically date girls who snore Ophelia: -snickers- Ophelia: Don't keep one of those 'tropical forest' sound effect things going? Andre: nah Andre: music or podcasts Ophelia: Random parrots and monkeys making sounds.. Ophelia: 'a babbling brook' Andre: i dont like nature Ophelia: Says the man dressed as a zebra. Ophelia: Zebra-esque..? Andre: they are blk and white Andre: like me Andre: but i seriously dont like nature Andre: where in the US are you? Ophelia: I'm sure John Denver just cried a little, in his grave. Andre: lol Andre: only song i karaoke Andre: thank god imma country boy Andre: how funny Ophelia: Oh, I'm in Southern Louisiana.. Ophelia: Deep in the swamp! Andre: life aint nothing but a funneh funneh riddle Andre: yeah Andre: crocodiles Andre: fuck that Ophelia: Aligators. Andre: reptiles that will bite you Andre: fuck that Ophelia: -snickers- Andre: i dont do the woods Andre: bears. Andre: i dont hike Ophelia: I just moved down here.. Andre: mountain lions Andre: i dont camp Ophelia: Oh, wow. You don't like mountain lions? And here I thought everyone had at least one mountain lion loafing about nearby. Andre: aggressive raccoons Andre: there are a lot here Ophelia: Where's here? Andre: California Ophelia: Oh, ok. Ophelia: I just recently came to Louisiana, actually. Ophelia: I'm from North Carolina.. Andre: from? Ophelia: Ended up down here to help out my mother.. She's disabled. Andre: good on you Ophelia: Oh yea.. I'm a Saint. -twirls a finger- Ophelia: She's mean and hateful and I hate it here. Andre: i used to have relations with a girl from NCU Andre: may i ask a question Ophelia: Certainly. Andre: its.. kinda.. Andre: erm Ophelia: -raises an eyebrow- Andre: is the racism as open and accepted in that part of the country? Ophelia: It's a really mixed bag, actually. There's a little of everything here, but nothing like you're wondering.. In fact, I've seen more interracial couples here than anywhere else I've been. Andre: k Andre: ive heard otherwise Andre: but i didnt know what to believe Ophelia: Well, I'm in the middle of no where.. The only thing here is a military base called 'Fort Polk'. Ophelia: Apparently it's the last stop for many soldiers before going to the middle east. Andre: dont get me started.. Ophelia: Most people in this area are military. Andre: i was in the military for 16 years Andre: never enlisted tho Ophelia: Hmm.. Well, the last draft was Vietnam.. You can't possibly mean that? Andre: nonono Ophelia: Military child? Andre: my dad was a Command Sargeant Major Ophelia: -nods- Andre: i was the only kid in my school who ran 3 miles before going to school Andre: CSM/Green Beret Andre: my childhood was iiiiiiinteresting Ophelia: He's probably been to Fort Polk at some point. Andre: im not sure.. Ophelia: Whoa. Ophelia: -squints- Andre: he did OJT Green Beret straight out of boot camp Ophelia: I just looked at your profile to see how old you were. Ophelia: What's with all the IMVU stuff? Andre: killed a bunch of people.. then drilled instructed.. then.. killed more people Ophelia: You're not 'the man', are you? Andre: then ran a base in Germany Ophelia: -hides her stash- Andre: im 33 Ophelia: You don't sound as though you like the military very much. Andre: i love the military Andre: not particularly fond of pops tho Ophelia: -nods- I'm with you on that.. At least yours was honorable.. My father was from backwoods Kentucky and enjoyed white hoods on his head. Andre: i fucking love the military Ophelia: -blinks- Andre: lol Andre: really? Ophelia: Mhm. Andre: he'd hate me Andre: as i am mixed Ophelia: He hated a lot of people and things. Ophelia: -nods- I gathered as much from the zebra comment. Ophelia: So yea, I'm a looked spooked by your profile. Andre: y? Ophelia: And then I just got a message from IMVU, but it was trying to get me to buy credits. Ophelia: Um.. It says you're IMVU staff. Andre: i am Ophelia: And my only knowledge of IMVU staff is bad. Andre: in what way? Ophelia: Always changing the rules of what is and is not allowed.. I've been told they hang up on you if you call about anything other than billing issues.. My sister just got a week long temporary ban because some girl got mad that I kicked her out of my sister's room and she started reporting her profile picture, interests, room, etc out of spite.. Andre: ahh Andre: thats below my paygrade Andre: feel free to msg me with details Andre: ill take a look monday Ophelia: Everything I've come to know about IMVU is 'they don't care and will disable your account if you look make any sudden movements' Andre: its all about Terms of Service Andre: its my understanding if you break them Andre: you get punished Andre: i think that is accurate and there is little wiggle room Andre: you break the rooms.. you catch heat Andre: er.. rules Ophelia: Well, she has the oldest account I've ever seen and doesn't have an unruley bone in her body and she's worried that her account will be banned if she so much as speaks to anyone. Andre: msg me with details Andre: ill take a look Ophelia: Anyway.. I'm sorry. I don't mean to bog you down with all that.. It just recently happened, so it's fresh in my mind. Andre: no apology necessary Andre: i wont repeat myself.. so its up to you now :P Ophelia: I'll message you, but I'm kinda worried that it's just 'stirring the pot', you know? Andre: heya Ronin Ophelia: -waves- Hello, Ronin2Maverius. Ronin2Maverius: ello Andre: your avatar name makes me wanna watch a robert deniro movie Ophelia: -snickers- Ronin was the first thing that popped into my head.. The second was an old cartoon called 'Ronin Warriors' Ronin2Maverius: i watched others though Andre: Ronin then Seven Samurai for me Andre: both movies TravionMudbridge: Hello. Andre: i hate that people equate my name with Dr. Dre or a movie about a Seal Ophelia: -laughs- Ophelia: I was thinking that wrestler that everyone makes black and white pictures of. TravionMudbridge: I try not to hate anything. I am a peaceful and powerful soul. ~Ohmm Shanti.~ Andre: my mum cant pronounce my name Andre: ooooh Andre: Andre the Giant Ophelia: That's the one. Andre: Princess Bride TravionMudbridge: The last of the mohawkins TravionMudbridge: Daniel Defoe. Now thatw as a movie. Ophelia: I actually met someone named Mohawk earlier tonight. Andre: i thought last of the mohicans was daniel day lewis? Ophelia: It was. Ophelia: I think he mixed him and Willem Dafoe. TravionMudbridge: Ah okay, I kinda watched it around 10 years back or so. I remember it was awesome or rather I think it was awesome around that time. Andre: it was a great movie TravionMudbridge: Yep. probably. Ophelia: I just didn't wanna be the one to call him out on it. squints- Andre: william defoe is the green goblin TravionMudbridge: I like watching these articles. They are every calming. TravionMudbridge: particles Ophelia: Don't forget Shadow of the Vampire. Ophelia: Willem Dafoe played Nosferatu. Andre: ive never seen that Ophelia: You, Sir... Are missing out. Ronin2Maverius: me too not Ophelia: -snickers- Ronin2Maverius: lol, nice one Andre: im a serious moviephile Andre: i cant believe i havent seen that TravionMudbridge: I do not watch movies at all. Atleast not currently. Ophelia: What about older movies, Andre? Black and White, golden age of film type stuff. TravionMudbridge: I do not use anything that would incite emotions, not even music. It's sort of an experimental self-introspectiion. When an external data is cut-off, our own emotions from inside become clearer. Andre: i own everything Clara Bow Ophelia: -snickers- She is adorable, isn't she? Ronin2Maverius: thats true travion Ophelia: Like Hitchcock? TravionMudbridge: Thank you, Ronin. Andre: eh Ophelia: Aww. Andre: Birds still freaks me out TravionMudbridge: Andre, you are using a mohawk. Andre: i am Ophelia: Birds is overrated.. You should watch Rope.. The entire thing was shot in one take.. And it's an excellent Jimmy Stewart film. TravionMudbridge: Ohh, you meant the movie TravionMudbridge: birds gone crazy and wild. ok Andre: birds is not overrated TravionMudbridge: I like Cujo Andre: stephen king TravionMudbridge: And maybe Firestarter or whatever name gave that stephen king novel Andre: the most profilic writer of our generation Ophelia: And here I thought that was me. Andre: er, prolific TravionMudbridge: He is currently a believer, I think. Or is he still an agnostic? Ophelia: -blinks- TravionMudbridge: Stephen King. Andre: there is no better story teller Ophelia: I dunno.. Shelly Duvall's storytime show on Disney was really profound, back in the 80s. TravionMudbridge: Okay if you say so, but I can only speak in teerms of limited reading and limited access to new authors coming-up everywhere Andre: Shawshank Redemption Ophelia: -nods- Andre: Stand by Me Andre: The Green Mile Andre: The Dark Tower Ophelia: Shawshank Redemption is one of my favorite movies. Andre: Stephen King wrote it Ophelia: -nods- TravionMudbridge: There is dude on Goodreads.com , I think he is an amateur writer of some sort. it's starnge because I don't usually come across muscled men writing good stuff. Ronin2Maverius: Stand by my, is funny and to think about, i think Andre: i like to write and i flex well TravionMudbridge: Although some of his quotations are more base generalisation and rhetoric accompanied by snide witticisms. Andre: that was a mouthful TravionMudbridge: But they are also carefully crafted to incite the emotions of the fairer half of the population. that would explain his large train of fan following. Andre: i consider myself semi intelligent yet i have no idea what that means Ophelia: -points at Andre and nods- TravionMudbridge: What what means? TravionMudbridge: Wait, I'll search for his profile. Andre: plz dont Ophelia: -laughs- Ophelia: Thank you for saying it so I didn't have to. Andre: i mean.. i guess i could decipher it Andre: but is it worth it? Ophelia: -tries to feel smart- ..Ya know who's wroth deciphering? Shakespeare.. Andre: oh fuck that Ophelia: -blinks- Ophelia: ..well! Ophelia: -snickers- Andre: he is brilliant Andre: and worth reading over and over Andre: and i do Andre: but it reminds me of high school TravionMudbridge: Okay, too many self choices. Andre: ugh TravionMudbridge: Now where is that long haired muscled young writer.. Ophelia: Well, I've always been told that reading Shakespeare isn't as good. I have his plays (they're free online), but reading them is soo broken. Since they're plays, it's best to watch them acted out. Andre: fuck you ophelia.. now i have a hankering for othello Andre: way to plant that seed Ophelia: Such vulgarity. Ophelia: -gasps and such- Andre: sorry Andre: i have a potty mouth Ophelia: Well, you're scary to me, so I won't scold you too much. Andre: drives my sister insane Andre: cuz my niece knows how to curse Andre: im not scary TravionMudbridge: You folks are too random. Ophelia: ..well! Ophelia: ..have you ever?! Ophelia: -snickers- Ophelia: You can't say 'I'm not scary' and then kick someone. Andre: he called us assholes Andre: ooooh Ophelia: -laughs- Andre: random Andre: misread that Ronin2Maverius: lol, how much you smoked? Andre: i dont smoke Ronin2Maverius: eat? Andre: its bad for you Andre: i had a corn dog Ophelia: Better hope he doesn't report your profile repeatedly now that you kicked him. -rolls her eyes- Andre: let him! Ronin2Maverius: no its healthy if you stay on mary Andre: i havent smoked pot since i was like 25 Ronin2Maverius: it can defeat cancer though Andre: and even then it was at thanksgiving dinner and i had some food to put away Andre: its not for me Andre: if i get cancer ill be a chimmney Ophelia: lol Ophelia: The fellow you kicked just invited me. Ophelia: I'm gonna see what he says.. Andre: tell him i said hello Ophelia: And I'll be like 'Mhmm.. I dunno about that Andre character either'. Andre: im a bad seed Andre: cant be halped Ophelia: 'Wow.. what did I do or so that was sooo offensive that you had to boot me ? lol'.. Ophelia: He's blaming me! Andre: copy and paste this Ronin2Maverius: brb Ronin2Maverius: back Andre: my name is Andre, I am good friends with the room owner. I was given boot privileges for people who were rude. You qualified. Andre: thats relatively spot on, ja? Ophelia: 'Well, it's okay then. pfft.. anyway, spoil sorts, can't take a loss gracefully in own game lol' Andre: thats what he said? Ophelia: -rolls her eyes- ..now I'm a messenger. Ophelia: 'He is not an INTj at all. Probably an INFP.' Andre: infp? Ronin2Maverius: nods, Ophelia: I dunno. Ophelia: He followed that up with 'And I did not mean to compare anatomy sizes with unknown males. I just had to defend myself. That's who I am. I never back down. Even in real, to a man.' Ophelia: Y'all dirty. Andre: i didnt take it there Andre: he did Ophelia: -snickers- Andre: i booted him cuz he called me an asshole Ronin2Maverius: i think anyone can take this Ronin2Maverius: wierd Ophelia: Wait.. He tossed in a compliment. Ophelia: 'I don't know.. he seemed pretty chill, I had no idea I got to him that bad lol' Andre: he didnt get to me Andre: i was just tired of his comments Andre: well.. then i guess he did get to me.. Andre: he has me there Ophelia: Now he's flirting with me. -sighs- Andre: clearly he is a catch Andre: good luck Ophelia: -fluffs her hair- Ronin2Maverius: ooohh i like that :) Ophelia: Alright, that's closed out.. Ophelia: I'm gonna sneak outside for a cigarette. Ophelia: Bee Are Bee. Ronin2Maverius: tyt Andre: you shouldnt smoke Ophelia: No? Ophelia: I'm glad you told me. Ophelia: -winks- Ronin2Maverius: nice talking to you, maybe cya you guys later Ronin2Maverius: goodbye Ophelia: Andre, did you make those profile pictures yourself? Ophelia: Ugh.. What did you get me into? That fellow just invited me again and is complaining. Ophelia: TravionMudbridge: You know, I am not even certain who you are, but what I do know is that folks were trying to ridicule me when I entered that room. My "ego" is non existent until it's been provoked. I might be blunt and offensive but I don't do snide attacks. Ophelia: And then kicked me from the chat he invited me to. Ophelia: Oh wow.. Now I have multiple messages from him too. Ophelia: First message: lol you folks are Dream Catchers LOL.. not intellects at all but wannabe intellects. :D I'd still like to get to know you, after you get over your chicken-obsession. :| Seriously, he dissed me, I dissed him back. It just so happens, I'm good at typing. You aren't going segregate me from the rest of your enlightened and highly amusing company only for that. You be cruel woe-mann :| Ophelia: And second message: You didn't have me fooled. Vibes get trasferred automatically no matter how well you try to hide it. Cya. And btw, I find *you* sad. With all your made-up crap. Atleast I ain;t a fake and a wannabe. Ophelia: -rolls her eyes- ..and a third message: Hope my words aren't cryptic now. They're as clear and transparent as water. Ophelia: Alright, I'm definitely saving this chat log.. People on IMVU scare me. Ophelia: Oh, bother.. What a time for you to go afk, Andre. -pouts- Plaztique: >.> Ophelia: -waves- Hello. Plaztique: i have to scoot Plaztique: see you~ Ophelia: -nods- Take care.. Ophelia: Andre! Ophelia: -pouts- Ophelia: I have a fourth message from him. Ophelia: TravionMudbridge: There was a time, when I would have bought your lies. Calculating and measuring potentials isn't getting to know them. It's controlling them. You might see it as foolishness but I will always see it as a strength. This is the main difference between us. That pretender of a foolish douche-bag doesn't even know what he is getting himself into. Fuck him up good. Then he'll wisen-up. Ophelia: I'm kinda waiting for you to come back and tell me what to do. -pouts- Ophelia: He's just rambling and insulting you and me. I don't even know him or what he's talking about.. Ophelia: http://www.geocities.ws/ophelia/TavionMudbridge.PNG Ophelia: I took a picture., Ophelia: I am soo worried you're going to drop out of the room without seeing any of this, Andre. Ophelia: -sighs-