Yernoff Yevgrevie the human lawnmower
(Lyrics/Redfern, Music/Redfern)

Verse
At the age of four well he knew he wasn't the same
He was different from the other kids living on the plain
Yernoff Yevgrevie was his real name
But mowing grass with his teeth was his real game

Bridge
He's like a cow
He's like a cow

Verse
He eats grass all day his teeth are green
But aprt from that hes squeeky clean
At the age of 17 he fell in love
With a human whippersnipping dove

Chorus
WWOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH
HEEEEEEES JUUSSSTTT LIIKKE A COW

YERNOFF YEVGREVIE

Verse
Some used to say that he was a freak
But for $5 a go he'd keep your lawn quite neat
He saved lots of money and bought diamond teeth
But got mugged outside of ruski's by a rival gardening thief

Outro
With his teeth gone, he knew his his mowing was done
But "there is another" and soon she would come!