TEENAGE FROTHY
(Lyrics/Redfern, Music/Redfern)

verse 1
I'm six foot tall and 100 pounds
I talk utter shit, and make mutant sounds
my eyes are fine, wear flogged out specs
to make me look like a god damn interlec
my pants reside half way up my back
to insure my undies go right up my crack
I have no friends my teeth are bucked
I play D&D cause my head is fucked

chorus
teenage frothy etc

verse 2
the library lady is my best mate
I've attended everyday, I've never been late
no beers for me I know whats right
so what if my pants are really tight
star trek is my favourite show
for in the dark I have shoes that glow
my hobbies include surfing the net
I have a virtual fish as a pet

verse 3
everyday at school I get beat up
you'ld think by now I'd had enough
the teachers hate me and they never see
what all the cool people do to me
all the girls mock and laugh
every time I try to pass
but thats ok goes over my head
cause in two weeks they'll all be dead