I'LL HAVE TWO SOD'S TO GO!
(Lyrics/Redfern, Music/Redfern)

Gaz and Tone hit the road, we'll take this thing to town
Gaz and Tone hit the bar, we'll take this to the crown
Betty's got fury ones, hey I phoned a mate
Don't worry about me now, you have your hot date

Wooooaaaaaaaaooo I'll have two sods to go
Wooooaaaaaaaaooo I'll have two sods to go
Binkies so so
And the russians on the blow
Wooooaaaaaaaaooo I'll have two sods to go

Apricot man  pass the ball, check the shoulder stats
Two young ladies through the door so take off your hats
Danger starts with D my friend and Malboro starts with M
Get home to dorothy first or you'll be in the Thames