ARN'T YOU GOING TO JOIN US IN THE AAARRRRRGGG'S
(Lyrics/Redfern, Music/Redfern)

Intro
Once there was a young boy and his name was Will
Lived on lake Macquarie with his auntie Bill
Auntie bill was a bit mixed up so he /she left
Will was left by himself a house, dingy and a vest
He didn't go to school and lived off the sea
He would just eat seaweed for breakfast lunch and tea
He sold dung for 5c a pop till the very day
He saved enough for a nice big motor to cruise around the bay

Verse2
He saw a pirate movie once and thought that was him
Conquering and pillaging and drinking rum and gin
He found some barnicals and cut his face to give himself a scar
He practiced day and night the art of saying arrrhhh
Found a rusty blade and choped off one of his legs
Grabbed a bit of wood and glue and used it as a peg
It gave him nasty gangreen and serious face infection
But none of this would stop him from his piratey intentions

Verse 3
He took a trip to iso to be a bit premiscous
Cause you can't be a pirate without a spot of Syphilis
Stole a cannon and some balls from the fort up on the hill
Stuck it to his dingy with the intent to kill
Within a sec, what did you expect the boat had just capsized
Poor young will, who was out to kill was lucky to be alive
After long thought he scapped the cannon and bought a 22
Then went to the local hospital to find himself a crew

Verse 4
He found a couple of would be men ready to take the lake
Didn't know how, but the time was now, they couldn't make a mistake
They took in their dingy ready for their quest
A 22, some seaweed, and a yellow vest
They came across their first bounty their crew entailed three
A bunch of football players and a carton of VB
Give me all your money or its off with your head
But for his troubles he coped a stubby in the face instead

Verse 5
The other two jumped overboard cept they couldn't swim
They both drowned within a min, wills fate looked grim
The waterats came straight away, he knew he was done
He let them take him without a fight another day would come
He now resides in ward 15 and that's where he stays
Plotting his escape for some more pirate days
Pirate days, pirate days, PIRATE DAYS etc