*I'M NOT RACIST BUT I HATE BLACK JELLYBEANS
(Lyrics/Redfern, Music/Redfern)
* could possibly be the crappest song of all time

verse 1
jellybeans, jellybeans their my favourite food
'cept the stupid black ones and I don't mean to be rude
but what the fuck was going on in the creaters mind
when did all the flavours and made the black kind

chorus
I'm not racist but I hate black jellybeans etc

verse 2
I really like pink ones and I don't mind the green
ever had a blue one goes down like a dream
lets not forget the white, purple and red
but to have a blackjelly beans you've got to be off your head