HORSE STEROIDS (I WANNA BE IN THE WWF)
(Lyrics/Redfern/Saxon, Music/Redfern/Spaull)

verse 1
I wanna wear tight pink pants
and grow long, long hair
climb the turnbuckle
and fly through the air
I'll take some steroids
pump a bit of iron
take some acting lessons 
then a costume I'll be buying

chorus
I wanna be a superstar, I wanna drive a real nice car, 
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be in the WWF

verse 2
I wear something stupid
pretend I'm really scary
take some hair from my head 
and make my back really hairy
my name will be something like
the INCREDIBLE SUPER MAGGOT
I'll do my very best 
to be a two-bit 80's faggot

verse 3
so now I'm in the big time 
all the ladies wanna bonk me
just because I prance around 
to poofy choreography
I got cash coming out my arsehole
the steroids shrank my balls though
hey, I don't care my mullet-cut still there
and I can still fake a good elbow