THE ERRATIC DEPARTURE OF OLD KERNAL HAMMERSMITH "WOULDBE" SANS
(Lyrics/Redfern, Music/Redfern)

Part 1
When I'm eating in the lewd
I wish you could pre-lude
I eat whipped cream, but its gone off
I shine cricket seams, or is that just a toff
Bite my garage doors, but there's no one home
Dance on my sliding floors, just don't use the phone
La hahahhaha ddadada ha etc

Part 2
Don't spill my milk on the kitchen floor
Don't rip my silk or you'll meet Delores
Don't use red sauce cause its you strong
Use my cheesy horse  don't lose my thongs
Scrub fine vegetables over a hot plate
No I'm not scared, better wipe the slate
La hahahhaha ddadada ha etc