CINDY LAWFORD SURFING KING
(Lyrics/Redfern, Music/Spaull)

verse 1
I went for a surf it was just the other day
no not the beach, the porn super highway
I went to a chat and to my suprise
I started talking to this girl she had the cutest eyes
I knew this cause she told me so
shes also 18 and a model for Cosmo
the way she used uppercase had me lovestruck all day
and her use of bold mistral took my breath away

Chorus
cindy lawford, oi, oi, oi, oi 

verse 2
we decided that we'd met once more on the net
she showed me her picture and she had a great set
I showed her mine and she didn't have a gripe
she likes the sweaty, pale, fat, acne infested type
shes now staring in a movie and about to write a novel
and in a few months shes changing to supermodel
So I said lets meet, it would really be a hoot
but she had to go to Hawaii for another photo shoot

verse 3
the next time we met, I had to pop the question
I used helvetica font for the big suggestion
"Oh Cindy Lawford, will you marry me"
"no I'm sorry, it just wasn't meant to be"
"Cause you know I'm a model and live in Nebraska"
"Well I'm becoming a Budist nun and moving to Alaska"