CHIP THE QUARTERBACK
(Lyrics/Redfern, Music/Redfern)

verse 1
hey my names chip, but you can call me ace
the years 1987 and I got the perfect face
got me a jacket I wear it everywhere
the mall, bed, shower I don't even care
hey there nerd I better get paid
gonna get me some trojan's so I can get laid
I'm the coolest at school, I'm the quarterback
my girl's a cheerleader cause shes got a nice rack

Chorus
the girls all drool, he owns the school, hes really cool
he's Chip the quarterback
he scores every week, although he kinda reeks, he ain't no geek he's Chip the quarterback

verse 2
lets grab a soda down at the mall
like ok corey thats a good call
valerie siad I'm a hot hunk of meat
and cindy said my jacket was really neat
got no apparent job but a really swell car
coach said one day I'm gonna be a huge star
I'm all you could wish for from a mom
lets spike the punch at the prom

bridge
I'm a jock, and really cool
I'm a jock, I fuckin rule