Any similarities between this and anything else is purely intentional.


Star War�mon

Setting: A Star War�mon battle arena

Star War�mon Trainer 1: I challenge you to a battle.

Star War�mon Trainer 2: And I accept. Choose your War�mon

Trainer 1: I choose you, Yodachu! *throws War�ball and out pops Yodachu*

Yodachu: Yo-DA-chu

Trainer 2: Alright, Vadersaur, GO! *throws War�ball and out pops Vadersaur*

Vadersaur: Vader, vader, vaderSAUR!

Trainer 1: Yodachu, gimmer stick thump... NOW!!!

Yodachu: yodaCHU!!! *starts thumping Vadersaur with his stick*

Trainer 2: Vadersaur, counter with your head squish attack!!!

Vadersaur: SAUR!!! *puts his hand close to his eye, makes it look like Yodachu is between his thumb and forefinger* I squish your head! *closes his thumb and forefinger*

Trainer 1: NO!!!! Yodachu, return! *Holds our War�ball. Yodachu returns to it* Alright... Lukemander, I choose you! *throws War�ball, out pops Lukemander*

Lukemander: Luke-man-DER!

Trainer 1: Lukemander, bad acting attack!

Lukemander: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Vadersaur: *faints*

Trainer 1: Lukemander? Its evolving into Jedi Lukizard!!!

Jedi Lukizard: *ROARS!*

Trainer 2: Vadersaur, return! *holds our War�ball, Vadersaur returns to it* Alright... Han Soliotto, I choose you! *throws War�ball, out pops Han Soliotto* Han Soliotto, convenient appearance attack, NOW!

Han Soliotto: IOOTTOOO *Millenium Falcon appears just in time to save the day*

Lukizard: *having had the spotlight taken from him, he faint*

Trainer 1: Lukizard, return! *holds our War�ball, Lukizard returns to it* Alright... you leave me with no choice. C3P-Puff, Go! *throws War�ball, out pops C3P-Puff*

C3P-Puff: C3P-Puff-puff!

Trainer 1: Sleep attack!

C3P-Puff: *sings* I am C3P-Puff, human/Star War�mon relations

Han Soliotto: *goes into a coma*

Trainer 2: *holds our War�ball, Han Soliotto returns to it* Its okay Soliotto. I'll have to fight fire with fire. Jartle, I choose you! *throws War�ball, out pops Jartle*

Jartle: Jar Jartle!

Trainer 2: Ruining Movie Attack, NOW!

Jartle: Me'sa Jar Jartle, Me'sa your humble servant!

Trainer 1: NO!!!!!

C3P-Puff: *dies*

Trainer 1: Alright, you win

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