"Insperational Quote of the Day

Humor Quotes

2/21/2001 "shh... the rabbi dust bunnies are watching." - Thought

2/20/2001 "... Damn you to hell." - Thought

2/19/2001 "You two fight so much you should marry." A Friend in regards to myself and 'Vision', my frenemy.

2/18/2001 "Kill him." "Why?" "I don't know, I wasn't listening." - Myself and A friend here.

2/17/2001 "Well at least things can't get any worse, and since I have now said that, they will." - Thought

2/16/2001 "Pfft, truth." - Thought

2/15/2001 "I don't lie, I just tell stories that may or may not actually have happened." - Thought

2/14/2001 "Aw, she is cute." "Um... that's my brother" "OH GOOD LORD!" - Yet more random passings from my dorm

2/13/2001 "My brother's alter egos have alter egos" - Marce

2/12/2001 "Is that a guy or a girl?" "That is Noah, my fianc�!!" - A little bit of a passing comment between myself and a girl here.

2/11/2001 "The industrial revolution... did that happen in England or Great Britain." - A question asked by a student in my AP European History Class

2/10/2001 "May you die a thousand deaths at the hands of a spoon wielding samurai" - Thought

2/09/2001 "I've got a sharp pointy object and I'm not afraid to use it." - Thought

2/08/2001 "Remember Lisa, violence solves everything." "But Dad, what if some really bad kids want me to-" "Violence solves EVERYTHING" - A Homer Simpson "Fan" quote, by Thought

2/07/2001 "Kill and let die." - Thought

2/06/2001 "You live and you struggle. Just when you start to get things under control, you die." - Thought

2/05/2001 "Life is just the space inbetween non-existances." - Thought

2/04/2001 "When worse comes to worse, something even worse is just around the corner" - Thought

2/03/2001 "When things have hit rock bottom fate breaks out the pick-axes." - Thought

10/20/2000 "No Shit Sherlock." - Thought (though this is apparently a famous saying)

10/19/2000 "They say one man's trash in another's treasure... so what is wrong with me dumping their "treasure" on their lawn?" - Thought

10/19/2000 "Buck-gurp!" - Marce, a friend

10/18/2000 "Why doesn't she shoot?" "Because she is a woman!" - Chang Wufei, Gundam Wing

10/17/2000 "Life is like a box of Chocolates. Chances are, if it looks good, it will turn out to be coconut." - Thought

10/16/2000 "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." - Obi Wan Kenobi, Phantom Menace

10/13/2000 "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." - Luke Skywalker, Empire Striks Back

10/12/2000 "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." - Homer Simpson, Simpsons

10/11/2000 "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing

10/10/2000 "This is the crappies crap that ever crapped." - Thought

10/9/2000 "Being a pessimist is one of the great things in life. You are either always right or pleasently surprised." - Thought

10/6/2000 "There is nothing more depressing than the average person, and right now you seem very average." - Thought

10/5/2000 "Just so we are clear, you do realize that I hate people, right?" - Thought

10/4/2000 "Did I mention that I hate people?" - Thought

10/3/2000 "Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against any person. However, people, as a rule, I do hate." - Thought

10/2/2000 "There is nothing funnier than other people's pain." - Thought

9/29/2000 "Always carry a large blunt object that works well for both hitting people and bashing cars that try and run you over." - Thought

9/28/2000 "Conversations are the raisens in the dough of life... coure raisens are nasty so the moral here is to never have conversations." - Thought

9/27/2000 "There is nothing sadder than the average person. They neither think nor consider, they live their lives in a fog of unconciousness. They have been given a brain, when the brainstem would have sufficed" - Anonymous (I think I said it, but it sounds so much like something Einstein said)

9/26/2000 "Life is like a box of chocolates; chances are you'll get the coconut one." - Thought

9/25/2000 "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughts at you." - Thought

9/22/2000 "A mime is a terrible thing to waste." - Robin Hood: Men In Tights

9/21/2000 "There are three definites in the world; Death, taxes, and me laughing at you." - Thought

9/20/2000 "Just when I think my opinion of the average person can't get any lower, they surprise me." - Thought

9/19/2000 "Just when I think things can't get any worse, you show up." - Thought

9/18/2000 "I win some, you lose some." - Thought

9/15/2000 "They say that laughter is the best medicine, that is why I am never sick. I am always laughing at you." - Thought

9/14/2000 "There is nothing more depressing than the average person" - Thought

9/13/2000
"They say that life is cheap... or at least your's is." - Thought

Disclaimer: This is ment to be a funny, non-serious, section. All quotes are not serious. They were origonally created because of a running gag at my high school.

If it has my name by it then it means I said it. I have no problem with anyone using them, just give credit where credit is due, okay? Thanks.

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