Some fellers just opened Ba Da Bing Bong, a pizza parlor and pinball hall. The fellers said they gots experience making Italian food and running sucessful biznesses. The owners of the new place is John Gottiwood, Bucky Luciana IV and Sammy "The Bull Rider" Manicotti.
All three of them is from somewhere up North, but they won't say exactly where they is from. They didn't like the ideal of bein' interviewed for the paper on account of they wants to keep a low profile.
They did say, though, that any police officers who go into the pizza parlor/pinball hall will get speshul treatment.
Little King, Opelousas County's well-known Elvis impersonator, is workin' with some o' the folks who went over to Tora Bora with him fer his powerful poplar Christmas show fer the troops. Ann-Margaret, Tim Conway, Harvey Korman and Vickie Lawrence are some o' the folks that's gonna be in the show. Teri Garr, who did movies with Elvis and is a speshul friend o' Little King's, will be makin' a appearance too.
"This is gonna be the best tribute to Elvis there ever was," Little King done said. "Some people down to the diner, and Scooter Ray too, is all bizy with sewin' me up some sparkly spechul made capes. I need new show clothes on account o' the capes I wore over to Tora Bora is set to be aucshunned off fer charity."
Little King, son o' Festus Joe and Bertha Mae Shark, has been a Elvis fan long as anyone can remember. His lifelong dreams is to perform in Las Vegas, visit Graceland and meet Lisa Marie.
Thelma Jo (her and her husband Bubba J don't want folks knowin' their last name) competed against thousands o' other folks all around Louisiana, Georgia, Alabama and Arkansas to win the honor. The Dillsbarry Bake-off is the second-most poplar bake-off in these parts but ain't related to the Pillbury Bake-off.
"I just know what my Bubba J likes," Thelma Jo said when asked how she came up with her uneek recipe. "I cook fer him and if other folks like it too, well, that's just fine. When folks told me I should enter the contest I didn't think I'd win it. It's just somethin' I put together with coon and such that Bubba J brings home."
Thelma Jo said she didn't use the exact recipe she uses fer Bubba J when she entered the contest on account o' "that's somethin' speshul just fer us." But what she used was purty close to the original recipe and it's what she used when folks comes over to their trailer fer supper.
"I'm real happy I done won," Thelma Jo done said. "With the price money we're one step closer to buyin' Bubba J the Harley he gots a hankerin' for."
"This is a right fine honor to be asked to speak in front o' such a fine group o' folks," Festus Joe done said. "We all got a lot in common and it's a speshul brotherhood we got."
Festus Joe has been abducted by space aliens somewhere in the neighborhood a 30 times, but he can't rightly recall every single time. Earlier this year the society done named him a expert on space aliens.
"Ain't no one who loves them space aliens more'n my Festus Joe," said his wife Bertha Mae Shark. "I think that society made a right fine choice when they asked him to speak at their convenshun."
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A nice young city boy done thought it would be a right fine ideal fer the trailer parks folks to have themselves a store on the Internet. He done set it all up for 'em and now it gots lots of mighty fine produckshuns it it. Look at it right here. |
Trudy Lee Rollins done keeled over and died right outside the public libary. No one knows 'xactly what happened, but witnesses done said Trudy Lee, 93 years old, turned pale, smiled real big then passed out after some feller in a trench coat opened up the coat and showed her something. |
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