Lance Bass Jokes

After the Backstreet Boys die and enter the pearly gates,
God takes them on a tour.
He shows them a little five-bedroom house with a faded
Millennium" banner hanging from the front porch.
God says, "This is your house, boys.
Most people don't get their own houses up here."

The five look at the house,
then turn around and look at the
house sitting on the top of the hill.
It's a huge five-story mansion with white marble columns.
Flame flags line both sides of the
sidewalk leading to the mansion and a huge
*NSYNC banner hangs between the marble columns.

The Backstreet Boys look at each other and say,
"Thanks for the house God, but let us ask you a question.
We get this little five bedroom house with a faded banner
and *NSYNC gets a mansion with a brand new banner of
theirs and flags of their flame flying all over the place.
What's up with that?"

God looks at the guys for a moment, then with a smile says,
"That's not *NSYNC's house, it's mine."

^*^*^*^*^

NASA has decided to send a shuttle into space
with two monkeys and Lance Bass. They trained
them for months. Then when they thought they
were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle
and got ready to send them up into space.

As the moment came closer NASA's mission control
center announced, "This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!"

At that, the first monkey started typing like
mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited
and the shuttle took off.

Two hours later NASA's mission control center
announced, "This is mission control to Monkey Two. Initiate!"

At that, the second monkey started typing like
mad and suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.

Another two hours later mission control announced,
"This is mission control to Bass..."

At this Lance responded, "I know, I know.
Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything."

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*N sync and the Backstreet Boys are walking on the beach one day.
They see a bottle on the ground, and they rub it.
Christina pops out. She says "I'll grant each group one wish."
So the Backstreet Boys think about it, and they say
"We want a city built just for us, everything in it is for us.
And we want a huge wall around it, so that no one can get in or out."
Christina nods, and *POOF* they have their city.
So *N sync think about their wish for a while,
talk to each other, then turn to Christina.
"Tell us about this wall..."
"Well, it's 500 feet tall and 50 feet wide,
and nothing can get in or out."
*N sync looked at each other, smile, and say "fill it with water."