MADE EASY
Democrats-Quasi communists. Generally uneducated and poor. Unable to take care of themselves, Democrats turn to the government to provide for them. Goals are to raise taxes (inspecially on the rich), provide free healthcare, and create a welfare state. Also believe the constitution, and bill of rights hinder our liberty and safety.
Libertarians-Hate the government, believe wars are only for self defense. Believe the constitution and bill of rights are crucial to the preservation of a free America. Believe governments primary duties are only to provide military defense, provide a judicial system and other minimal tasks, and that the free market is more efficient than a collective style one.
Greens- Environmental fanatics, believe that the root of all evil stems from corporations and would prefer we stopped all technological advances and lived in trees.
Communists- The most diabolical political party. Believe that government should crush the individual with an iron fist. Believe that freedom is not necessary, as it does not benefit the state.