Void where prohibited, not for re-sale. I by reading this acknowledge the following things to be true. 1, I have very good eyes as I am able to see and read this. 2 I have a lot of spare time, because nobody ever reads the fine print. 3 I am a complete idiot 4 I give permission to the owner of this site to clone me my pets, my parents, and any other thing that the owner wants to clone, and for any reasons that he wants to clone them. Even if he wants to build a super army of cloned monsters capable of crushing the entire world. Starting with Africa my cloned dog warriors will strike first, crushing Zimbabwe, and Nigeria. Then with all of the recourses from those countries I shall build a giant welding gun, capable of welding sharks and elephants together. Then I will weld sharks on to the back of giant elephants and set them free in the major cities, just stopming over everything while the sharks on their backs chomp everything. They will be unstoppable, just stomping and biting through the human cattle that is known as modern day society ha ha ha... Where was I. Ah, yes the fine print. I also give permission to the owner of this site to jab me in the eye if he feels like it, even if he only wants to jab me in the eye for fun. By entering I agree to send money to the owner of this site and essentially become his slave. I will perform remedial tasks for the owner such as cleaning his house and other maintenance work. I will not be offended by anything that I see while viewing this site. In fact, by entering I acknowledge that the owner of this site is the sexiest man alive, and I offer him my girlfriend because he is a human God.