| AN INTERVIEW WITH GOD | ||||||||
| God... why is there suffering? There can't be good without evil Couldn't you change that? You can do anything. Probably Why don't you? Eh You had to create evil in order to make good, because you can't have one without the other. Yes, exactly But before you created good, and before you created evil, you were neither good nor evil because you had not created them yet. Yup So you could only become good by creating evil. Something like that But something that creates evil is inherently bad. And you created evil. Right? Who knows? You know. Probably Who or what created you? I have always been here, remember I created time Before you created time what did you do? I didn't have time to do anything Then how did you have time to create time? Umm... I can do anything Why did you make hell? For evil people like Hindus, Gypsies, and Pagans What about Ghandi, he was a Hindu? He'll go to Hell What about homosexuals? Hell again Then why did you make Hindus, homosexuals, and pagans? To send to hell, there can't be good without evil remember. Don't you love all people? It is tough love Burning in Hell forever is tough love! Yup Could you create a rock so big that you can not pick it up? No Then your not omnipitant? Umm... pass Why did you flood the earth? To kill the sinners But you teach that killing is wrong. Only when you do it. You are a hypocrite? Probably Back to the rock... I would love to talk more my son, but I have to go cause a typhoon in Asia. |
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