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AN INTERVIEW WITH GOD
God... why is there suffering? There can't be good without evil

Couldn't you change that? You can do anything. Probably

Why don't you? Eh

You had to create evil in order to make good, because you can't have one without the other. Yes, exactly

But before you created good, and before you created evil, you were neither good nor evil because you had not created them yet.
Yup

So you could only become good by creating evil.
Something like that

But something that creates evil is inherently bad. And you created evil. Right?
Who knows?

You know.
Probably

Who or what created you?
I have always been here, remember I created time

Before you created time what did you do?
I didn't have time to do anything

Then how did you have time to create time? Umm...  I can do anything

Why did you make hell?
For evil people like Hindus, Gypsies, and Pagans

What about Ghandi, he was a Hindu?
He'll go to Hell

What about homosexuals?
Hell again

Then why did you make Hindus, homosexuals, and pagans?
To send to hell, there can't be good without evil remember.

Don't you love all people? It is tough love

Burning in Hell forever is tough love! Yup

Could you create a rock so big that you can not pick it up?
No

Then your not omnipitant?
Umm... pass

Why did you flood the earth?
To kill the sinners

But you teach that killing is wrong.
Only when you do it.

You are a hypocrite?
Probably

Back to the rock... I would love to talk more my son, but I have to go cause a typhoon in Asia.











And then he left.
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