Yo yo yo!
Wut, wut, wut?
Hey, I am your mother,
And this is my rap
I cook and I clean
I don't take none of your... naps!
I married your pa,
That's right, that's right,
And if you think you're well-adjusted,
Just think of our wedding-night!
I'm a mother...
Yo yo yo, yo yo...
Yeah, I'm a mother!
Wut, wut, wut, wut?
I tell you "Do your homework!"
And "Clean your friggin' room!"
And for when ya'll don't obey me...
I'm gonna get my broom.
I'll sweep it to the left,
And I'll swoosh it to the right.
I hope you still got that bad image
Of my wedding-night!
I'm a mother...
Yo yo yo, yo yo...
Yeah, I'm a mother!
Wut, wut, wut, wut?
Payce!