-Jill: See! If you have big boobs you can't look stupid!
Laila: Ahem I think you forgot about Marina
-Lisa: Homosayswhat
Laila: Who?
Laila: Where?
Laila: How?
Lisa: Homosaidhow!
-Sarah: You guys are going to think I'm crazy
Melissa: Oh my god did you have relations with him??
Sarah: well sorta
Katie: Are you pregnant?
-Sarah: this morning, i was walking out of my room, and i tripped over a gigantic smiley face.
Marina: wow...
Sarah: yeah, and then it was like
Smiley: hey man why'd you step on my face?
Sarah: and i was like I didnt, i tripped"
Sarah: then it bit my foot by now...mind you...it wasn't a smiley face...but an angry rabid face
Sarah: drooling and foaming with sharp daggers of teeth in its round yellow head... blood dripping from my stump of a foot
-Laila: lets fo at 6
Sarah: does fo, mean fuck off?
Marina: haha!!
Sarah: what?
Sarah: does it?
Marina: yea....lets fuck off at 6
-Mrs Ganzekaufer's Son: Her code name should be I have to go to the bathroom
-Jill: The joke machine is an oracle
All: WOOOAAH ask it a question
Melissa: Who am I going to marry
Joke machine: Santa Paws
Jill: Where am I going to meet my true lover
Joke Machine: In the Libeary
- guy at Starbucks: I know this is going to sound really weird after what you just said, but there's a Virgin in Times Square.
-Laila: Shari, Would you like some hot chocolate?
Shari: Yes Laila, I would like some Hot Chocolate.
Laila: Mom, Do we have hot chocolate?
(Later that afternoon)
Shari: ...And hen Laila said "Mom, Do we have Hot Chocolate"
(Laila Walks in)
Laila: Would anyone like hot chocolate?
-Anyone: Jesis Christ!!
Shari: You called?
-Shari: I have this CD.
Laila: Me too.
Catherine: Yeah, me too.
(Long Pause)
Sarah: Nope
(While shopping in Fcuk)
-Laila: Should i get this shirt in black or white?
Shari: Well the white one is kinda see-though.. so if it gets wet..
Ali: You're fcuked!
Marina's Quotes
-You know, gravity and all that shit.
-Ms. Hutch's roomo es my roomo
-Why would the middle school kids walk up to the high school? Because they're feeling macho
-It doesn't really matter if they're sweet when you're having' sex!
-Without shorts, weekends would be weekdays. And without shorts, they would just be dancers. Marina
-mean, look at Shea! It clashes so well!
-Can we call you Vancie? Marina to Vance Wilson
-Can you tell Tom Glavine for me that he's the sexiest man alive? Marina to Don Baylor
Laila's Quotes
-You do! No, you do! No, you do! NO, I DO!!!!! Yes, Laila, you suck the most.
-What I would give to be that horse.. Laila (Two Towers)
-Smoldering.Rugged.No, he's orgasmical
-.This book, From the Two Rivers, completely copies Lord of the Rings.Ah, From the Two Towers. Laila
Jill I'm never going to ask you this again, but would you please put your feet on my ass?
- Ow my vagina
Jill's Quotes
-Breakfast is one of the main breakfast meals.
-Yeah, the lady from the library should go up there and say "Get out now, no I'm just kidding, no really...out"
Katie's Quotes
-.It's like I'm in an Imax, but Im blind.
- WOOOOOOFFFF
- Scientists are racing, for the good of all mankind, its dangerous but they're determined
- That makes you a raging 80s Lesbian
- ...Boys...get nasty (in the WOOF voice)
- Jillykins, the penguin (to the music of Jesus Christ superstar)
- Katie Bear bouncing here and there and everywhere (to the Gummi bears theme song)
- we should go in our best 80's outfits an out on fake acne/ eyebrow hair
Melissa's Quotes
-.Math is gangsta!
Mrs. Ganzekaufer: Is that supposed to be a good thing?
Melissa: YUP
Mrs. Ganzekaufer: sigh that's pretty sad
-Look at that picture!! He was so fat! And he's eyeing the food!
-So I'm going to marry a gay guy, and have the straight guy under my bed whenever I need him for sex.and he's going to be really hott, so my children are good-looking..it really doesn't matter if he's an asshole or not
-I'm naming all of my kids Dylan because that is the world's hottest name ever!
- you think if I make my code name FREAK OUT BECAUSE I LOVE MATH anyone will know what it is?
- Oh my god!!! The whole chain thing is just like if you give a mouse a cookie!
- Yo mama is sooooo Lucious Malfoy
-She should just go up there and point to her nose...its quite a talent in its own
- OOOOOO FREAK OUT
-Duke...that sounds like Luke...which rymes with Nuke..which starts with N..and Newt starts with N....and Toot ryhmes with Newt...and Toot is the sound a TRAIN makes
Sarah's Quotes
-Silly mortal, trix are for GOD
-Say I'm the only "L" in your Levin
Lisa's Quotes
- I'm going to totally lose my shit and... (Add thing you would lose shit to here)
- troutfuck
- I hate having a uterus
Shari's Quotes
If anyone can think of anything funny or at least somewhat amusing that i have said in the past, then by all means...ADD IT!!!
Thank You,
-Shari
