2.� Did you know they changed the alphabet?� They put U and I together.

3.� Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love

4.� What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy.� What you need is some vitamin me.

5.� Are your legs tired?� 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.

6.� Are you lost?� 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

7.� Is your father a thief?� 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes.

8.� Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

9.� What's that in your eye?� Oh...it's a sparkle.

10.� If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?

11.� Can I see that label?� I just wanted to� know if you were made in heaven.

12.� Do you like raisins?� How about a date?

13.� So... How am I doin'?

14.� I miss my teddy bear...Would you sleep with me?

15.� You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good on you?� Me.

16.� Could I get some directions?� ("To where?")� To your heart.

17.� Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

18.� (Grab her ass)� Excuse me, is this seat taken?

19. I like every muscle in your body...especially mine.

20. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

21.� Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.

22.� Can I flirt with you?

23.� Hi, my name's _____., but you can call me "lover".

24.� Hi, my names ______.� That's so you know what to scream.

25.� Could I borrow a quarter? Cause I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

26.� Could I borrow a quarter? Cause I just want to call your mother and thank her.

27.� Once you get to know me, you'll find out I'm a lot like an M&M.� I just want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

28.� You know, I've got the f, the c and the k, so all I need is you.

29. They say the body's 98% water....and I'm kinda thirsty.

30.� You know, there's been a rumor going around that you're a lesbian.

31.� (lick your finger and then touch her shirt).� Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.

32.� I'm not sure if I'm gay.� Will you help me find out?

33.� What do you like for breakfast?

34.� Say, did we go to different schools together?

35.� (Hand out a card that says) "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and then watch them try and hold back their laughter.

36.� Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?

37.� (At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh?� Can I help?

38.� (Motion with your finger for a girl to come over)� I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd come.

39.� Woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You : "Do you have the energy?"

40.� You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?

41.� Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

42.� I'm new in town...could you give me directions to your apartment?

43.� I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen...on a Wednesday

44.� How did you achieve such an ugly effect with only FDA approved cosmetics.

45.� If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry, for fear of losing you.

46.� I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line?� Are you disappointed?

47.� I know i don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

48.� Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.

49.� Are you religious?� Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers

50.� Do you have a boyfriend?
-Well, when you want a MANfriend, come talk to me
-Want one?
-Why don't you drop the zero and get with the hero

51.� Did it hurt?� *did what hurt*� When you fell out of heaven.

52.� Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

53.� Hello susie, your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home...my what a pretty dress.

54.� "what was that?"� "that sound"� "It was the sound of my heart breaking"

55.� Stand back, I'm a doctor.� You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes.

56.� I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

57.� If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.

58.� I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman

59. Do you drink milk? It� sure did your body good.