The Radio: I think Houdini did this once, and if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time.
Lampy: Well, that's reassuring.

Lampy: I've never seen contraptions with so many dials and knobs before.
Computer: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Lampy: I really thought I'd turned in my warranty that time.

The Radio: Things could be worse you know.
Lampy: How?
The Radio: How what?
Lampy: How could they be worse?
The Radio: They couldn't; I lied.

[Radio knocks Lampy off the bed.]
Lampy: Holy Mother of Edison! What were you thinking? You could have broken my bulb!

Kirby: Why don't you shut off?
Air Conditioner: Oh, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?

The Radio: I've always loved travel anyway: the open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grill.

Blanky: Do we have to stop here?
Toaster: Only for a while.
The Radio: Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals within a few days, I've seen it happen!
Kirby: And you'll be the first to go, dial-face.

[Radio points at the sun.]
The Radio: Look, Lampy, from here you can see the really BIG lamp.
Lampy: WOW! I wonder where his switch is?