Lisa Walker: I live on a little planet called reality, where things like that don't happen.

Lewis: So.
Kim: So.
Lewis: So, you, ah, must be wondering who I am?
Kim: Someone who's making Lisa as happy as I've ever seen her.
Lewis: But?
Kim: But, if you hurt her, I'll kill you.

Lisa Walker: I don't have room in my life for somebody this great. I work for a living.
Kim: He's the romantic equivalent of a night-light.

Kim: With a fantasy like this who wants the truth?

Lewis Farrell: Every now and then everybody is entitled to too much perfection.

Kim: Prince Charming probably would have turned out to be a dick anyways.