Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Wow! Theres a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.

Iago: Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!

Genii: Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.

Genii: Rule Number Three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, and I don't like doing it!

Genii: Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, thank you, good bye. Now, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh you sure fooled me. Now about my 3 wishes.
Genii: Dost my ears deceive me? 3? You are down by one, boy.
Aladdin : Ah no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
Genii: Oh. Well I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies.

Genii: Aw, Al, I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything!

Guard: He's got a sword!
Razoul: You idiots -- we've ALL got swords!