Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!

Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!

Ace: It is the mucus that binds us.

Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.