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| "I feel like a corncob right now!" "Hello!" I'm sure I'm not the only one who's noticed the way he randomly interupts songs to greet the audiance. "I like cheese." How very. . . interesting. "Someone who's gonna be smart." (when talking about the kind of girl he likes) So, opposed to already being smart? "If you like someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken, but circles go one forever." Aww! Cutie! "I'm B-Rok, and I'm gonna be rocking your house tonight!" Clever, Brian, clever. "If Nick had a girlfriend, she'd have to be just like me!" Q: When was the first time you had sex? A: "Nine." There actually is a stopy behind this, but it's funnier with out it, so I'm not explaining. "It's a little hard to be in 2 or 3 places at once." You don't say. . . "No man is worth your tears, but the one who is won't make you cry." *faint* "We decided on 'Millenium' being the title of album due to the fact that we're approaching the Millenium timewise, I think, um, we wanted to pick something that would take us through the Millenium and be very symbolic timewise for the area of the world we're in now." WHAT?! |
| "And stuff like that." Over, and over, and over again. "I'm the breakfast burrito man!" Never fear! Breakfast Burrito Man is here! "This is Howie D., and this is how we do it." Play on words. Nice. "I want a girl who can cook me breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I want bacon, eggs, pancakes, orange juice, mashed potatoes, turkey, guacamole, chicken, fried potatoes. . ." Oh, NOW I see why millions of girls would die for the chance to be his girlfriend! "Howie doin', sweetheart." Hmm. Another play on words. How nice. "If I were a girl and I were their age, I would go after Nick." "I was in an all-boy ballet group once. It was cool as heck." "Not in my underpants!" "Check it out!! A sink!!" OMG!! A sink?! No way!! "We gave 'em a quarter." How generous of you, seeing as that your pay checks are so small and whatnot. "For Halloween and stuff like that, I was always Dracula and stuff like that, being black-haired and stuff like that." |
| "They just bunched up when I put these spandex things on!" I don't even want to know. "I have a small, small idea." One might wonder why such a small, small idea is worthy of him announcing it to millions of screaming fans. And then one might wonders just how intellegent Nick really is. "I've heard from some people that drinking is bad for your health." Really? You don't say. "Howie and me wear Fruit of the Loom!" "It's during Valentines Day, when St. Patric comes around and shoots you in the butt." Interesting interpretation. "Live life to the fullest for the future is scare." 10 dollars says he found that in a fortune cookie. "5483-5433-86-843-3855378-367-843-388873-47-722723." Some one has way too much time on their hands. "Sometimes I think too hard." "I've never had sex with a fan." "I got heat exhaustion once. It was summer in Florida, and I got so hot I was exhausted." Interesting intereritation of heat exhaustion. "I am now in Florida. It's where I resign." "The people in Spain speak Spanish." No! Really? "I think you'v heard about the Millenium?" Hmm, Millenium? Nope, doesn't ring a bell. "So I went on the TV and made a fool of myself." No way! "Hey Brian, watch this Brian! Here, come over here and we'll act like I'm a spaceship comin' at ya!" |
| "You're a dork." (To Nick) "You're a dork." (To Aaron) "You're a dork." (To Brian) "You're a dork." (To Howie) "Well, Nick's pug almost killed me the other day." Oh no! Not the dreaded pug!!! Help!!! "I've never blown my nose." Ewww. . . "This is what our band sometimes listen to. The Backstreet Boys. That's us." I beleive we may have been able to figure that one out on our own, hon. |
| "I like a girl who's gonna love me for me." Instead of loving you for. . .? "He's my cousin. I've known him all my life." First of all, no one cares. Second of all, since Brian's the younger cousin, somehow the 'all my life' comment doesn't seem to fit. . . ". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .uh. . . . . . . . . . . . . ." "This is interesting. . . this is a hallway. . ." Ah, to be so easily amused. The Following Kevin Quotes Have Been Labeled 'Redundant' "Backstreet's Back. Our original concept. The one we came up with." "We're on a tour bus right now, because we're on tour." "These are electronic. They need electricity." |