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| number of times i have thought about running away to jamaica instead of working for "Da Man": |
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| Se llama la "website de Anne." |
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| would you like some tasty coffee grown in the mountains of Guatemala? why, please come in. i'll pour you a cup of java. or perhaps HTML. |
| March 30, 2005 Bienvenidos a la Casa de Bono Howdy, partners. Giddyup, ma bishes. It's been quite a while, has it not? How have you been? Wonderful, dahling. Wonderful. Welcome to my online universe. It is always cozy here, no matter what the weather. Come on in. Pull up a patch of code. Please, feel free to browse around. If you like anyting, let me know. But don't shoplift. I prosecute. Imveryhappytobeinamerica. Pleasestepawayfrommystore. Ah, thank you. Thank you very much. ::bows to thundering applause:: Glad to be back, Anne |
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| se llama "sexpot" (TM). |
| Annie Bananie's "Blast From The Past"(R) for the Week of March 28th, 2005 |
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| This is me and Averillita-Bonita our sophomore year of college (wait...was that...oh my god, yes it WAS 2000, God help us all). I had very short hair, and Avie had long hair. We have since switched hairstyles. Oh, and dating styles. Now she's the one with all the men, and I am the woefully single one. Not that she was ever woeful. Well. I mean. Ah, fuck it. I LOVE YOU, AVIE!! |
| A Little Shameless Self-Promotion... I was chasticed because I did not have any links to anything up on my little piece of web here (actually, I believe the actual words were, "Oh, so you go nowhere? Nice."). As such, and to make those of you who actually enjoy reading my little mutterings happy, I am now proud to include the links to my old poetry and lyrics pages. There is, of course, more new material, and I will be periodically updating it. In the meantime, why don't you check out my brother's website? He's very talented. And wonderfully jaded. Almost too jaded. But then again, so am I. We're scary like that. And you haven't even heard us talking like Alvin and the Chipmunks yet. Be still, oh, my heart. |
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| Just when you thought you wouldn't see her anymore... |
| Se llaman los "friends de Anne." |
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| Se llama Averill. She is very polite in person. |
| Se llama Phillip. 'Nuff said. |
| Se llama Nick. He's not gay. Promise. |
| Se llama Jarrett. El es el "hawaiian hottie." (TM) |
| Copyright 2005 SchizoFreak & the Space Cowboys All Rights Reserved. It's how I roll, biotch. WHA?! |