Samako: RANDOM INSANITY!!!! *giggles* Ok, I’m not usually one who writes random insanity fics. But, I wrote this a while back during my Sailor Moon phase and... well... hell, why not?
Ayame: *straps a time bomb to Luna*
Luna: O_O;;;;;
Samako: Run Luna!
Luna: *runs... a few minutes later an explosion is heard*
Ayame: ^-^x
Samako: Ayame, what did I tell you about blowing up cats?
Ayame: Um... don’t?
Samako: *sigh* Anyways, this fic doesn’t have much of a plot. It’s REALLY random. So, if you like random insanity, read on. If you don’t... leave. So, R and R please! No flames though! Rated PG-13 for language and slight shoujo-ai. (For those SM fans you know who I’m talkin about...) And excuse me if I get some of the attack names and stuff like that wrong. It’s been so long since I last saw a Sailor Moon eppie... oh yeah, MAJOR OOC WARNING!!! Yes, a lot of the characters are gonna be out of character. Like I said, random insanity...
Disclaimer
Samako: I don’t own Sailor Moon. Thank KAMI-SAMA I don’t own Sailor Moon... *shudders*
Sailor Moon in..... Random Alien Attack!
Episode one: The start of the adventure thingy!!!!
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*Usagi and Rei are in each other’s faces, arguing as usual...*
Usagi: REI!!! Eeep is an alien species, bent on taking over the world.
Rei: Puh-leeze! Eeep is a word, made up by you! *slaps Usagi*
Usagi: *holds her cheek* OK, that’s it! As the Neo-Queen Serenity and Eternal Sailor Moon, in the name of the Moon, I SHALL PUNISH YOU!!!! KOOWA!!! *does the little hand motion, thing*
Rei: Oh yeah? Well, in the name of Mars, I SHALL PUNISH YOU!!! KOOWA!!! *does the same hand motion thingy*
Usagi: STOP COPYING ME!!!!
Rei: I’M NOT!!!
*The two start slapping each other, Ami walks in, and sweatdrops*
Ami: What’s going on?
Rei and Usagi: SHE’S COPYING ME!!!
Usagi: I told Rei Eeep is an alien!
Rei: I told Usagi Eeep is a word!
Chibi-Usa: *appears out of nowhere* I know what an Eeep is!!
Rei: Where did you come from?
Chibi-Usa: Umm....
Ami: *ignores Rei’s question* Really? It’d be nice to tell us.
Chibi-Usa: Okies! Setsuna knows.
Rei: Hey! Why did you ignore me?
Usagi: I though you said you knew?
Rei: HELLOOOO!!!!
Chibi-Usa: I know someone who knows, and she knows becuase she just knows, and I know her, therefore, I know someone who knows!!
Usagi: *blinks* What??
Rei: Earth to everybody!!!
Chibi-Usa: Never mind... *grabs at nothing and pulls, opening a random plothole revealing Setsuna making out with her boyfriend (...)*
Setsuna: EEEKK!!! Chibi-Usa close that plothole!!
Chibi-Usa: *sweatdrop* Sorry... *closes the plothole. Rei, Usagi and Ami sweatdrop (a lot of people sweatdrop, don’t they? Koowa!)*
Rei: Is everybody still ignoring me?
Ami: We were never ignoring you.
Rei: *sigh*
*In a few minutes, Setsuna appears, totally pissed off*
Setsuna: Chibi-Usa!!! I should have never told you how to use plotholes!
Usagi: That’s how Chibi-Usa appeared so quickly and suddenly...
Chibi-Usa: Yup!!!
Ami: Wait... Setsuna... who was that guy?
*Setsuna sweatdrops, hoping no one will notice that she reeks of Mamoru’s.... smell.... yeah....*
Usagi: *sniffs* Does anyone else smell Mamoru?
*everyone shakes thier head no, expecially Setsuna*
Setsuna: Anyway... what do you want?
*Rei, Ami, and Usagi explain about the Eeep stuff...*
Setsuna: Eeep... *shudders* Is most definitely an alien species bent on taking over Earth...
Usagi: DUDE!!! Who’s the woman? I know everything! I’m the smartest thing alive! *meditates*
Ami: Now, there’s a scary thought...
Rei: Your telling me...
Usagi: Shut up! I’m meditating...
Rei: HEY!!! NOW YOU’RE COPYING ME!!!!
Usagi: I am not. *sticks her tounge out at Rei*
Setsuna: ANYWAY!!! *clears throat* I know this because... *hiccup* Umm, I know this because... *hiccup* Aw, shit! Mesa gots the hiccups!!!
Chibi-Usa: NAUGHTY WORD!!! *writes down the word in her Naughty Word notepad*
*Minako enters*
Minako: I know how to cure your hiccups! A Three Lights concert!! Koowa!!
All: YEAH!!!! KOOWA!!!
Chibi-Usa: *off cue* YEAH KOO- *everbody stares at her* Umm, never mind...
*Makoto drops in (literally), dressed up in her Super Sailor Jupiter Fuku*
Jupiter: *rubs her butt* Ow... I need to think of a better enterance... Anyway, In the name of Jupiter, I SHALL PUNISH YOU!!! KOOWA!!! *does the hand motion thing*
Usagi: Why is everybody copying me?!
Jupiter: *sweatdrop* Where’s the monster?
Setsuna: There isn’t any monster.
Jupiter: Aw crap... I’m off cue... lemme check the script. *pulls out the script* Oh wait, it says I’m supposed to go to a Three Lights concert now. Ok. *detransforms* Let’s go.
Chibi-Usa: NAUGHTY WORD!!! *writes down the second naughty word in her naughty word list*
Minako: Ok, whatever....
*On their way to the concert, they pass Haruka and Michiru*
Haruka: *with a pink wig and an electric guitar* DO YA WANNA GET FUNKY????
Michiru: *wearing a white shirt that says Haruka* YEAH!!!
Haruka: *sings some punk rock music into a mike*
Minako: *sweatdrop* Umm.. Haruka? Michiru?
Haruka: *stops* Yes Minako?
Minako: What the hell are you doing?
Chibi-Usa: NAUGHTY WORD!!!!
Haruka: It says in the script... I’m supposed to sing punk rock...
Michiru: And I’m supposed to be her #1 fan!
Usagi: *sweatdrop* ALRIGHT!!! Who changed the scripts?
Chibi-Usa: I KNOW!!! I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! *opens another plothole in thin air, revealing Hotaru, switching the scripts. Luna, Artemis, and Diana are with her*
Hotaru: Aw damn... busted...
*The rest of the girls stare at the 3 cats and Hotaru*
Haruka: It’s not proper to switch people’s scripts!!!!
Minako: Yeah! It’s NOT THE PROPER THING TO DO!!!
Haruka: I just said that...
Minako: Whatever.
Luna: Sorry...
Usagi: Anyway, let’s go to the concert, now that we all have the right scripts. *sniffs* Honstly, I SMELL MAMORU!!!
Makoto: Only you can, Usagi, only you...
Setsuna: Heh heh... let’s go to the concert...
*everyone cheers, but they’re cheer is interrupted by a loud roar*
Ami: Aw, crap... a monster...
*everybody groans*
Usagi: Here we go... I SMELL MAMORU, DAMNITT!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi-Usa: *is shocked* To bad I already have that naughty word in my naughty word list...
Usagi: *rips up Chibi-Usa’s naughty word list* There, no more list! And I still SMELLL DAMN MAMORU!!!!!!!!!!!
Setsuna: No you don’t...
*Who is this monster? Will the Scouts have to fight it? Is Koowa my word and my word only? If switching scripts isn’t the proper thing to do, what is? Will the Scouts ever get to the concert? Why was Hotaru switching the scripts? Why is Mamoru cheating on Usagi with Setsuna? Will Usagi ever find out that Mamoru is cheating on her? Why did Usagi rip up Chibi-Usa’s Naughty Word list? Will Chibi-Usa get a new Naughty Word list? Why am I asking so many questions? Why... aw never mind...*
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Episode 2: The middle of the adventure thingy!!!!
*When we last left the little Sailor People, they had just heard a roar! And Usagi keeps smelling Mamoru! And Hotaru, Luna, Artemis, and Diana were switching scripts! And Usagi had ripped up Chibi-Usa’s Naughty Word list! But who cares about that stuff. What is the roar? None knows... yet...*
Usagi: Damn monsters... always attacking at the worst possible time. ARGH!!!
Chibi-Usa: *skipping* I getta be a Sailor Senshi!!! I getta be a Sailor Senshi!!!
Hotaru: *looks at Chibi-Usa, and begins copying her* I getta be a Sailor Senshi! I getta be a Sailor Senshi!
All: SHUT UP!!!
Chibi-Usa: NAUGHTY WORD!!!
Makoto: Shut up isn’t a naughty word, Chibi-Usa...
Chibi-Usa: It isn’t? Damn!
Everybody: Chibi-Usa!!!
Chibi-Usa: *sweatdrop*
*Anyway, the group finally reaches where the roar was coming from. There was a huge, and I mean huge, damn, I mean HUGE spaceship. How the spaceship can roar, is beyond me... Out comes the most powerfull creature on Earth, the one who can easily defeat any enemy, it’s...*
All: *gasp* IT’S AL GORE!!!
*Hahahaha... sorry fans of Al Gore... I DON’T OWN HIM EITHER!!!*
Al Gore: I’m not Al Gore! I am the alien species name Eeep!
Usagi: Told ya Rei!!
Rei: *mutters* Bitch...
Eeep: I am the alien species named Eeep!
Haruka: You told us that already.
Michiru: Yeah, it’s not like yer a broken record.
Eeep: Shut up!!!!
*everbody is quiet*
Eeep: This is not my true form! I have taken the form of the most powefull thing on Earth, AL GORE!!!
Hotaru: What, are you kidding? We’re stronger than him.
Eeep: Oh yeah? My form has the extreme power to bore you to death useing it’s super speech power!!!! *starts reciting a speech*
Usagi: NOOOO!!!! *falls to her knees* To.... boring.... can’t..... stand.... it.... MOON ETERNAL POWER MAKE-UP!!! *transforms into Eternal Sailor Moon*
Rei: *covers her ears* Make it stop.... MARS CRYSTAL POWER MAKE-UP!!! *transforms into Super Sailor Mars*
Ami: Oooh, interesting. *takes notes* Oh wait... I’m supposed to save the world... MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER MAKE-UP!!! *transforms into Super Sailor Mercury*
*Everyone transforms*
Eeep: *gasp* Sailor Moon!
Moon: That’s right, now it’s our turn to bore you with extremely long speeches! For Love and Justice, I am the pretty sailor-suited fighter, Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!
Eeep: *covers his ears* NOOO!!!!
Mars: For love and fire, I am the pretty, sailor-suited fighter, Sailor Mars! In the name of Mars, I will chastise you!
Eeep: No more speaches, please!!!
Mercury: For Love and...
Eeep: Ok! I get the point!! No more speaches! Geez, do you all stand for love?
Jupiter: Yup.
Eeep: *sweatdrop* Just get this over with!
Moon: Uhh... ok.
Chibi: Ahem... PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!!!
Moon: SILVER MOON CRYSTAL POWER KISS!!!!!!
Mars: MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!
Mercury: MERCURY AQUA RAPHSODY!!!
Jupiter: JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!!!
Venus: VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!!!
Uranus: SPACE SWORD BLASTER!!!
Neptune: DEEP SUBMERGE!!!
Pluto: DEAD SCREAM!!!
Saturn: DEATH REBORN--
Moon: If you think I’m gonna let you die using your attack, you’re crazy Saturn!!! *grabs Saturn’s glaive away from her*
Saturn: Damn! I never get to use my attack!
Chibi: *takes out her Naughty Word list* Damn, I have that word...
Usagi: Where did you get that?
Chibi: Um... *sweat drop*
*The Eeep allows the attacks to hit him, and he materializes into moon dust. Everybody smiles as I throw confetti all over the place!!!*
Moon: That was to easy. Oh well, the story is over, let’s go home.
Saturn: But Sailor Moon, the title of this chapter is only "The middle of the adventure thingy" There is more to the story.
Moon: *cries* We’re never going to get to the Three Lights concert!!!
*Just then, three girls dressed in black fuku come floating down with umbrellas*
Fighter, Maker, and Healer: We are here Sailor Scouts!
Healer: The Three lights!
Fighter: *whacks Maker on the head* Why did you say that?!
Healer: Oops... I mean, the Sailor Starlights. *to Fighter* Better?
Fighter: Much.
Maker: *lands on Sailor Moon* Heh heh, flying on umbrellas is fun. Koowa!!!
Moon: *gasping for air, because Maker is sitting on her face* Yeah... that’s nice. I CAN’T BREATHE!!! AND GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY FACE!!!
Chibi: *writes down the naughty word* He he, I like these Naughty Words!!!
*Oh yeah, another spaceship lands, because I said so, and out come more Eeep. Guess what? They all look like cute boys ^_^*
Uranus: Oooo... aren’t they cute... *smiles and bashes her eyelashes at one of the Eeep*
Neptune: *looks disgusted* Uranus....
Uranus: *gulps* But I have eyes for you only....
Neptune: *wraps her arms around Uranus* That’s what I thought...
*Uranus eyes the hot Eeep boys*
Moon: Erp... O.o
Maker: What?
Moon: *points to Haruka and Michiru*
Fighter: Ah, it’s all a part of life...
Healer: Yup, and so is being a boy and turning into a girl when you transform!
All except Maker and Fighter: *blinks* Huh?
Fighter: *whacks Healer on the head again* SHUT UP HEALER!!!!!!
Mars: *drools over all the Eeep* DAMN!!! THEY ARE SOO CUTE!!!
Hot Eeep Boy: FOOLISH HUMANS!!!! WE PLAN ON ENSLAVING EARTH’S GIRL POPULATION WITH OUR CUTE BOY FORMS!!!! FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!
Mars: *sigh* I knew it was to good to be true...
*Anyway, all the Eeep boys take out little spiral, thingys. They go into town and start hypnotizing girls everywhere with the little spiral things and their cuteness*
Moon: Here we go... saving the day again...
Neptune: *her arms still around Uranus* Aw... do we have to? *giggles a bit*
Uranus: *sweatdrop* I think so...
*Zaaa. Anyway, it’s time for the questions! Has Uranus finally found her lover? Is her lover NOT Neptune? Where did Chibi-Usa get her new naughty word list? Why didn’t Usagi smell Mamoru once in this episode?
Usagi: I SMELL MAMORU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, ok... scratch that last question...*
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Episode 3: The end of the adventure thingy!!!
*Bleh, anyway, Uranus has finally taken over a new leaf! She likes boys now! Usagi only smelled Mamoru once! Chibi-Usa got a new Naughty Words list! And the Cute Eeep boys started hypnotizing every girl in town*
Hypnotized girls: MUST DESTROY CRAPPY SAILOR SENSHI!!!! MUST DESTROY NOW OR EEEP BOYS WILL NOT GO OUT WITH US!!!!
Mercury: You know girls... a boyfriend that wants you to destroy someone is not a good boyfriend...
Moon: Yeah!
Uranus: Let’s just blast them and get this over with.
Neptune: Yeah, Uranus and I... have plans for tonight... *grins at Uranus*
Uranus: Yeah... sure... *backs away*
Moon: They scare me... *sniff* I SMELL.....
All: We know... YOU SMELL MAMORU!!!!! DAMNITT!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Now, it’s time for Tuxedo Kamen to make the scene! Yay!*
Tuxedo Kamen: Fear not Sailor Pluto! You can defete this monster!
Moon: Huh? How come he’s cheering for Pluto?!
Pluto: Uh... I have no idea!!!
*Oh yeah, the Eeep boys release a youma on Tokyo. Yup, a flying youma*
Youma: CAWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Mercury: Giant bird! Must.... study.... giant..... bird....
Jupiter: Not now, Mercury, not now.
Fighter: WHEEE!!! TIME TO FIGHT YOUMA!!!
Chibi: Bleh... PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!!!!!
*Nuttin happends*
Chibi: Koowa? Nothing happend!!! DAMN SHIT CRAP HELL!!!!
Moon: New Rule, no cursing around Chibi.
Mercury: MERCURY AQUA RAPHSODY!!!!
*Nuttin happends*
Mercury: Nothing happened here either... FUCK!!!!
Chibi: *eye buldge*
Moon: Mercury! What did I just say?
Chibi: Hm... fuck... I like the way that sounds...
Moon: *sweatdrop*
Samako: *appears* Don’t you guys know? You may only use your power once an episode!!! DIC rules.
Moon: *blinks* What? No fair!!
Samako: *shrugs* Sorry!
Maker: Oh well, we can attack!
Fighter: Yeah!
Healer: Let’s do this! STAR SENSITIVE INFERNO!!!!
Fighter: STAR SERIOUS LASER!!!!
Maker: STAR GENTLE *beep* Koowa? What the hell?! STAR GENTLE *beep*
Samako: Oh yeah, DIC made me censor out your attack, Maker.
Maker: NO WAY IN HELL IS THAT HAPPENING WHILE I’M AROUND!!!! STAR GENTLE UTERUS!!!
Moon: *eyes get teary as she tries not to laugh* That’s.... your... attack.... *giggles*
Maker: Shut up...
*Yeah, and the flying Youma was destroyed, ‘cause the Youma isn’t the main enemy in this story yup yup*
Eeep boys: HA!!! You’re all out of attacks! But we’re not!!!
Moon: Crap...
Neptune: Oh well, let’s all go home. *smiles at Uranus*
*The senshi shrug, and turn to go home*
Samako: HEY!!! Where are you going?!
Jupiter: No reason to stick around, if we can’t attack.
Samako: NO!!! Dont’ leave!!! The story will be a failure! Ok, you can use your attacks more than once! If I get in trouble it’s your fault...
Moon: Cool!!
Eeep: That will not stop us!! Hypnotized girls, attack!!!
Hypnotized girls: MUST DESTROY SAILOR SENSHI!!!!
Moon: SILVER MOON CRYSTAL POWER KISS!!!!
*The hypnotized girls are blasted back and healed. They all fall unconcious*
Eeep boys: NO!!! We will meld together to create a super being!!! *the Eeep boys meld toghether, and create a giant youma of... Eeep boys!!! The youma looks like a human, with spikes down his back, a million eyes, 2 million arms and legs. Utterly disgusting*
Eeep monster: MWAHAHAHA!!!!
Mars: EEEWWWW!!!
Venus: GROSS!!!!
Uranus: YYYYUUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!
*One cute Eeep boy, who wasn’t fused with the rest, walks past Uranus She bats her eyelashes at him*
Uranus: Hi... I’m Urnaus...
Eeep: Uranus? Guess what, I SEE URANUS!!!
*Uranus turns red, as the Eeep boy walks away laughing*
Uranus: Grr... WORLD SHAKING!!!
*She attacks him, and he disitegrates*
Moon: Ooo, good job Uranus. *blinks* Hey! I get that joke!
Uranus: *glares at Moon*
Moon: *sweatdrop* Let’s take care of this... thing...
Chibi: YEAH!! BECAUSE IT LOOKS CRAPPY AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND IT’S FUCKING UGLY AND LOOKS LIKE AN ASS!!!!
Moon: *smacks Chibi* CHIBI-MOON!!!
Chibi: x_x
Moon: *rolls her eyes* SILVER MOON CRYSTAL POWER KISS!!!
Chibi: *shakes her head* PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!!!
Mars: MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!
Venus: VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!!!
Mercury: MERCURY AQUA RAPHSODY!!!
Jupiter: JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!!!
Uranus: WORLD SHAKING!!!
Neptune: DEEP SUBMERGE!!!
Pluto: DEAD SCREAM!!!
Fighter: STAR SERIOUS LASER!!!
Healer: STAR SENSITIVE INFERNO!!!
Make: STAR GENTLE UTERUS!!!
Saturn: DEATH--
Moon: *glares at Saturn*
Saturn: *curses*
*The giant Eeep monster takes the attacks, and nothing happens*
Eeep Monster: MWAHAHAHA!!!
Moon: Nothing happend...
Eeep Monster: That’s right... we’re invincible!!!
Mars: Stupid Authoress....
Samako: MWAHAHAHA!!!!
Venus: That laugh creeps me out.
Samako: Sorry.
Pluto: I know! *hold up her garnet rod* TIME STOP!!!
Jupiter: Isn’t that your forbbiden attack?
Pluto: Uh... yeah... erps...
*the Eeep monster stops in his tracks*
Moon: Well, now that is frozen, let’s take care of it!
Moon: SILVER MOON CRYSTAL POWER KISS!!!
Chibi: Oh, PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!!!
Mercury: MERCURY AQUA RAPHSODY!!!
Mars: MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!
Jupiter: JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!!!
Venus: VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!!!
Uranus: WORLD SHAKING!!!
Neptune: DEEP SUBMERGE!!!
Pluto: DEAD SCREAM!!!
Fighter: STAR SERIOUS LASER!!!
Healer: STAR SENSITIVE INFERNO!!!
Maker: STAR GENTLE UTERUS!!!
*Since the monster is frozen, the attacks hit him, and he disitegrates. Why the attacks only affected him because he is frozen is a mystery....*
Moon: Whew... that’s over... let’s all go to the concert now!
Tuxedo Kamen: HEY!!! The Authoress didn’t have me say anything!!!
Samako: That’s because I know your secret...
Tuxedo Kamen: You do?
Samako: Yup... YOUR CHEATING ON USAGI!!!
Moon: WHAT?! WITH WHO?!
Pluto: Uh...
Moon: YOU?!?!?!?!?
Tuxedo Kamen: That’s right, I love you Setsuna my love!
Moon: ARGH!!!! SILVER--
Luna: Don’t kill him, Sailor Moon!
Moon: Why not?!
Luna: Because, he’s a good guy.
Moon: Whatever... at least that bitch Pluto dies because she used he forbbiden attack...
Pluto: *grins* Not really. *hold up a charm* I bought this for Rei’s shrine. It protects me from death. MWAHAHAHA!!!!
Tuxedo Kamen: Really? That’s great!
Moon: DAMN YOU SETSUNA!!!!! AND YOU TO MAMORU!!! *detransforms*
Mecury: Let’s just go to the concert...
*everybody detransforms*
Minako: *blinks* Yaten?!? Seiya?!? Taiki?!?
Taiki, Yaten, and Seiya: OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!
*Well, there ya have it. The End! Uh, yeah, The End!*
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Ayame: That’s a bad ending, Sam.
Samako: Shut up...
*Yeah, Samako has writer’s block... for the ending...*
Ayame: Feel for her!
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Samako: Ya know? A Sailor Moon Fanfict wouldn’t be complete without Sailor Moon Says!
Battousai: Is Sailor Moon says that annoying thing that comes on after the show?
Samako: Ee-yup...
Battousai: *sarcastically* Joy... -_-
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Usagi: Today I learned BOYS ARE EEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!!!!!!!
Mamoru: Today I learned that making Sailor Moon mad is a bad thing. *turns around, a knife sticking out of his back*
Usagi: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Setsuna: O.o Today I leraned that the charms from Rei’s shrine really do work!
Rei: Today I learned that the charms from my shrine really work! I mean... I knew that all along! *sweatdrop*
Minako: Today I learned that the Starlights are really Taiki, Yaten, and Seiya.
Taiki, Yaten, and Seiya: NO YOU DIDN’T!!!!
Makoto: Today I learned that falling on your ass hurts...
Hotaru: Today I learned that switching scrips is not the proper thing to do. But, what is?
Luna: Don’t know.
Artemis: Beats me.
Diana: LIKE I’M SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?!?
Ami: Today I learned.... wait, I didn’t learn anything! *sniff* I feel so... left out...
Samako: Poor Ami... but you know everything! ^^
Haruka: Today I learned that boys are cute.
Michiru: WHAT?!?!?
Haruka: Oops... *runs away from a crazy Michiru who is waving a giant knife*
Chibi-Usa: Today I learned a few new words! Words like...
Usagi: *covers Chibi-Usa’s mouth*
Chibi-Usa: ¬_¬ I also learned that DIC is EEEEVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maker: THEY MADE ME CENSOR MY ATTACK!!!!
Usagi: When did you transform?
Maker: I Dunno...
Usagi: ¬_¬
*everybody stands there as the screen fades out*
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Samako: Um.... I forgot how exremely stupid this fic was... O_o;;; I spose every humor author goes through one of these stages...