Say WHAT!?
Say WHAT!?
QuOtEs
If I can offer any words of wisdom, the following quotes pretty much sum it up. Of all the things I have ever learned, I have found the proceding to be the most insightful and most beneficial words to live by.
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." ~Moulin Rouge
"Those who dance are considered insane only by those who can't hear the music." ~Anynomous
"Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be." ~Sex and the City
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are." ~Milton Berle
"That�s just the building. The people are the church." ~Rev. Larry Lynn
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!" ~Sir Walter Scott
"Give in to what you feel over what you see." ~Chris Cornell (Moonchild)
"I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie you've got to rise above." ~John Mayer (No Such Thing)
"Because the next time he cheats you know it wont be on me." ~Carrie Underwood
"Letting go doesn't mean you weren't strong enough to hold on. Holding on means that you were too weak to let go." ~Anonymous
"Fuck the game, don't let the game fuck you." ~Nelly, (Greed Hate Envy)
"So I'll walk the plank, and I'll jump with a smile. If I'm gonna go down, I'll do it with style." ~Anonymous
"You can be a lady or a bitch, girl." ~Nelly
"If you point the moon out to a cat, she will probably just sniff your finger." ~Buddhist proverb
"Forgive, sounds good. Forget, I'm not sure I could. They say, time heals everything. But i'm still waiting." ~Dixie Chicks
"From every tear that had to fall from my eyes,
From every day I wondered how I'd get through the night,
From every change life has thrown me,
I'm thankful for every breath in my heart,
I'm grateful for every scar,
Some pages turned, some bridges burned,
But there were lessons learned." ~?
"I knew you loved me then." ~Evanescence
"I'm not waiting around for a man to save me, cuz i'm happy where i am. Don't depend on a guy to validate me. I don't need to be anyone's baby." ~Natasha Bedingfield (Single)
"I'll always think of you and smile, and be happy for the time I had you with me." ~Leann Rimes (Please Remember)
"Please remember our time together... Please remember me." ~Leann Rimes (Please Remember)
"Dream bigger." ~Dr. Ruth Simmons (First African-American woman to lead an Ivy League university - Brown)
"I guess it's gonna have to hurt. I guess I'm gonna have to cry, And let go of some things I've loved to get to the other side." ~Carrie Underwood (Starts With Goodbye)
"Sometimes moving on with the rest of your life starts with 'goodbye'." ~Carrie Underwood (Starts With Goodbye)
"I can't move forward while looking behind." ~Hoobastank (More Than a Memory)
"I'm through with doubt. There's nothing left for me to figure out." ~Dixie Chicks
"My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small.
You never need to carry more then you can hold,
and while you're out there, getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you and wants the same things too.
Yeah, this is my wish." ~?
"If someone said three years from now you'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out, cuz they're all wrong. I knew better, cuz you said forever and ever. Who knew?" ~Pink
"I'll keep you locked in my head until we meet again. I won't forget you my friend, what happened?" ~Pink
"That last kiss, I'll cherish until we meet again. And time makes it harder. I wish I could remember. But I keep your memory. You visit me in my sleep." ~Pink
"So few come and don't go." ~The Fray (Look After You)
"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same." ~?
"I spend 95% of my time trying to convince people to do things they ought to damn well be doing in their own self interest anyway." ~President Harry Truman
"The difficult experiences in life are the ones we learn more from than the successes." ~Al Gore
"You must be out there. Though you're not in my world to ease my worries. And you can't be the one I turn to. You're gonna watch over me, I feel you." ~DJ Encore ft. Engelina
"There's no way i'm trading places. I'm single right now. Thats how I wanna be right now." ~Natasha Bedingfield (Single)
"This won't stand long. God wont let it stand this way long." ~Renee Zellwegger (Cold Mountain)
"All we can do is make peace with the past and try to learn from it." ~Nicole Kidman (Cold Mountain)
"Heres to you having a good life for me." ~?
"I'll never forget that moment; the way he looked completely the same; only completely different." ~Scrubs
"I hope you meet the love of your life, lose him, than realize you don't need him to be happy." ~?
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." ~Michael Jordan
"You can love someone with all your heart for all the right reasons and in the morning they can choose to walk away. Love em anyway." ~?
"Sometimes I wish I did act like a boy." ~Ciara (Like A Boy)
"I'm just a crazy kind of girl, i'll tell it to the world. I've just begun having my fun, yeah." ~Britney Spears
"Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit, take chances, and never have regrets, because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted."
"We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see. Quit spilling your drink on me. Cuz I'm not here for your entertainment. You dont really want to mess with me tonight. Just stop and take a second, I was fine before you walked into my life. Cuz you know its over before it began. Keep your drink just gimme the money. Its just you and your hand tonight." ~Pink (U + Ur Hand)
"Too late to take it back, cuz boy you put me through it." ~Ciara (My love)
"You should have been happy to have me." ~Ciara (My Love)
"I wish it wasnt true, its killing me to do what I gotta do. The problem here is you. Ain't nobody new, not even my crew, can take the place of you. The problem here is you." ~Ciara (My Love)
"Cuz if you only knew what I felt for you you would have held on tighter, fought a little harder, been a little smarter, and now you're gonna miss my love. And one day soon you'll see, youll reach out for me. Boy you had a keeper, didn't know how to treat here. Should have dug a little deeper, and now you're gonna miss my love." ~Ciara (My Love)
"Kick it with your friends, go out with other chicks, be all up in the mix, you got the right to do it. You want to be a pimp? Be treated like a prince? Go 'head and flip the switch, cuz now you got your crown back." ~Ciara (My Love)
"If people can't do something themselves, they tell you you cant do it." ~Will Smith (Pursuit of Happiness)
"I'm just a crazy kind of girl. I'll tell it to the world. I've just begun having my fun, yeah." ~Britney Spears
"The universe will always settle the score." ~?
"All it takes for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing." ~Edmund Burke
"I would never wish bad things, but I dont wish you well." ~Kelly Clarkson (Never Again)
"If she really knows the truth she deserves you. A trophy wife - oh how cute. Ignorance is bliss. But when your day comes and hes through with you, And he'll be through with you!" ~Kelly Clarkson (Never Again)
"You knew exactly what you were doing. dont say you simply lost your way. she may believe you, but I never will. Never again." ~Kelly Clarkson (Never Again)
"No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it." ~Orlando Bloom (Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End)
"When my time comes, forget the wrong that ive done. Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed. Don't resent me. And when you're feeling empty. Keep me in your memory. Leave out all the rest." ~Linkin Park (Leave Out All the Rest)
"When the rich wage war it's the poor who die." ~Linkin Park (Hands Held High)
"I won't be the one; be the one to leave this in pieces." ~Linkin Park (In Pieces)
"Sometimes solutions aren't so simple. Sometimes goodbye's the only away." ~Linkin Park (Shadow of the Day)
"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way." ~?
"The couples that are truly right for eachother wade through the same crap as everyone else; but the big difference is they don't let it take em down. One of them will stand up and fight for it every single time." ~Scrubs
"True heros are born out of moments." ~Scrubs
"It turns out you cant save people from themselves." ~Scrubs
"Every time you take a big risk in your life, no matter how it ends up, you're always glad you took it." ~Scrubs
"Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit." ~?
"Baby, in case you don�t remember, this is still my life." ~Bratz (Nobody's Girl)
"I�m not gonna do whatever you say, no. If that�s what you need, I�ll be on my way." ~Bratz (Nobody's Girl)
"I�m nobody�s girl. No boy�s gonna tell me what to do. I�m nobody�s girl. Don�t treat me like I belong to you. I�m nobody�s girl. Oh, baby, if I�m with you, it�s �cause I choose to be. Nobody owns me." ~Bratz (Nobody's Girl)
"I'm going places, I've got ambitions. Thank you, but I don�t need your permission." ~Bratz (Nobody's Girl)
"Baby, before you give me your love, give me your respect." ~Bratz (Nobody's Girl)
"I'm not gonna walk a few steps behind, no. If that's what you need, then this is goodbye." ~Bratz (Nobody's Girl)
Here�s a new idea, just treat me like I treat you. If you don�t know how, then, baby, I don�t need you." ~Bratz (Nobody's Girl)
"When the sun shines we�ll shine together. Told you i�ll be here forever. Said i'll always be your friend. Took an oath imma stick it out till the end. Now that its rainin more than ever, know that we�ll still have each other. You can stand under my umbrella." ~Rihanna (Umbrella)
"Certain things can't be measured except by the person who loves it the most." ~Professor Turley (Torts prof at GW Law)
"One minute you're closer to someone than anyone else in the whole world. The next minute you're never going to see them again." ~Ellen DeGenerous
"I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you." ~Avril Lavigne (I'm With You)
"I say, So long, farewell, My life's moving forward. My ship has sailed,
And I'm so glad it's over. My heart is well, after all that I've been through,
I found myself." ~Ciara (I Found Myself)
"I need a super man to sweep me off my feet." ~?
"I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light." ~?
"Never ever let the mean and spiteful deter you from doing what you love." ~Brookers
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much." ~Oscar Wilde
"Forgiveness isn�t saying that what the person did was okay. It simply turns the person over to God or the universe or some power greater than you to handle." ~Susanne Alexander (Can We Dance?)
"Man is only manacled by himself; thought and action are the jailers of fate - they imprison, being base; they are also the angels of freedom - they liberate, being noble." ~James Allen (As a man Thinketh)
"She smashed the rearview mirror with her fist because starting today, she's never looking back." ~?
"Nothing in this world thats worth having comes easy." ~Scrubs
"I remember what you used to say, 'When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die." ~Rihanna (We Ride)
"Ya know they talk about ya and they tell the lies, Dont be fooled you better recognize, They're not there for you. They dont care for you. Trust me cuz I know its true. Ya see they smile in your face and make ya think they down. Then they turn against you when you're not around. It's just jealousy and dishonesty. So hold on to your sanity." ~Rihanna (Dem Haters)
"I never should of waited so long to say, what I've always known since the very first day. Thought that you would stay forever with me. But the time has come to leave. Before we turn out the lights and close our eyes, I'll tell you a secret I've held all my life. Its you that I live for, and for you I'd die,
so I'll lay here with you till the final goodbye... Goodbye." ~Rihanna (Final Goodbye)
"Cause a girl like me is just a lil' different from all the rest. And a girl like me is never gonna settle for second best." ~Rihanna (Girl Like Me)
"Even though you're here, it feels like you're a million miles away." ~Rihanna (A Million Miles Away)
"We can try to talk it over but we walked that road before. While our song is playing its last note, we both know for sure that it's time to close that door." ~Rihanna (A Million Miles Away)
"Goodbye Love. Goodbye Love. Came To Say Goodbye, Love, Goodbye. Just Came To Say, Goodbye Love. Goodbye Love. Goodbye Love. Goodbye." ~Mimi (RENT - "Goodbye Love")
"What do our opponents mean when they apply to us the label 'Liberal?' If by 'Liberal' they mean, as they want people to believe, someone who is soft in his policies abroad, who is against local government, and who is unconcerned with the taxpayer�s dollar, then we are not that kind of 'Liberal.' But if by a 'Liberal' they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people � their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties � someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal,' then I�m proud to say I�m a 'Liberal.'" ~John F. Kennedy
"I'd like to think that life comes down to the choices youve made along the way." ~Scrubs
"You're so much more than a memory." ~Hoobastank (More Than a Memory)
"You should know these colors that you're shining are surely not your best." ~Crossfade (Colors)
"I'm not ready to make nice, I'm not ready to back down." ~Dixie Chicks
"Your memory lives on inside of me." ~DJ Encore ft. Engelina
"Calling someone fat doesnt make you any skinniner. Calling someone stupid doesnt make you any smarter... All you can do is try to solve the problem in front of you." ~Lindsey Lohan (Mean Girls)
"Don't need to be on someone's arm to look good. I'm not saying I don't wanna fall in love cuz I would. But I'm not gonna get hooked up just cuz you say I should." ~Natasha Bedingfield (Single)
"It turned my whole world around, and I kinda like it." ~Dixie Chicks
"You finally made me happy when you walked out that door." ~Macy Grey
"How lucky am I to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to." ~?
"I made my bed and I sleep like a baby, with no regrets." ~Dixie Chicks
"Come what may, I will love you until my dying day." ~Moulin Rouge
"It's okay when there's nothing more to say to me." ~Dixie Chicks
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." ~Maya Angelou
"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and then do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you." ~Maya Angelou
"What God intended for you goes far beyond anything you can imagine." ~ Oprah
"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game." ~?
"We change the world one act of random kindness at a time." ~Evan Almighty
"She woke in the morning. She knew that her life had passed her by. And she called out a warning, 'don't ever let life pass you by'." ~Incubus (Warning)
"What you see is what you get. This is me - if you want me don't forget You should take me as I am. Cuz I can promise you - baby what you see is what you get." ~Britney Spears (What you see)
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." ~Anonymous
"Don't let false love fool you, and don't let real love pass you by." ~Anonymous
"Everything you can imagine is real." ~Pablo Picasso
"I pride myself on being bigger and smarter than the moment." ~John Mayer
"The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation." ~RENT
"Sometimes the one you've been looking for was right there all along." ~Anonymous
"So dont let the world bring you down.
Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold.
Remember why you came and while you're alive,
Experience the warmth before you grow old" ~Incubus
"Second chances they don't ever matter. People never change." ~Paramore (Misery Business)
"It's okay to lose your pride over someone you love. Don't lose someone you love, though, over your pride." ~Fabolous (Baby Don't Go)
"If you could then you know you would." ~Paramore (Misery Business)
"See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you. And once in a while, people may even take your breath away." ~Grey's Anatomy
"I'm better than your ex. I'll be better than your next." ~Fabolous (Baby Don't Go)
"Just watch my wildest dreams come true, not one of them involving [you]." Paramore (Misery Business)
"Being aware of your crap and actually overcoming your crap are two very different things." ~Grey's Anatomy
"Stick with your entree over your sides." ~Fabolous (Baby Don't Go)
"Damn right I like the life I live. I went from negative to positive,
and its all good." ~?
"And just because there are some people in the world who want me to feel bad about it doesn't mean I have to." ~Bobby (King of the Hill)
"No guy/girl is worth your tears. The one who is would never make you cry." ~Anonymous
"It's when you cry just a little, but you laugh in the middle that you know you've made it." ~Jason Mraz
"What was meant to be will be." ~Anonymous
"Do not give what is holy to dogs; and do not throw your pearls before swine." ~Gospel of Matthew
"In everything do to others as you would have them do to you." ~Gospel of Matthew
"That's all anyone really wants in life isn't it? A chance to do what they do." ~Jonathan Larson
"I don't pay attention to what they write - I just measure it in inches." ~Andy Warhol
"It's better to say too much, than never to say what you need to say again." ~John Mayer (Say What You Need To Say)
"Even if your hands are shaking, And your faith is broken. Even as the eyes are closin', Do it with a heart wide open." ~John Mayer (Say What You Need To Say)
"Say what you need to say." ~John Mayer (Say What You Need To Say)
"I mean he's changing the way we look at the world. I think people who do that must have the hardest time in life." ~Sienna Miller (Factory Girl)
"Dont forgive someone for them, forgive them for you." ~Dr. Kearney
"Sometimes you're closer when you're letting go." ~Emerson Hart (I Wish The Best For You)
"I wish the best for you." ~Emerson Hart (I Wish The Best For You)
"Do what makes for a better story in your life." ~?
"If you ever don't know what to do, do the hardest thing. Cuz 9 times out of 10 its the right thing." ~Boston Public
"Count your blessings, not your problems." ~Anonymous
"There's no place like home." ~The Wizard of Oz
"It's when circumstances keep you apart that your hearts keep you together." ~Me
"Use your head. But instead I chose to use my heart." ~Lauryn Hill
"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge - that myth is more potent than history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts - that hope always triumphs over experience - that laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death." ~'The Crow'
"If from where you're standing you can see the sky above, I'll be waiting for you if you still believe in love." ~Legend of Dragoon
"The kingdom of God is inside us and all around us." ~Stigmata
"Guys are like stars; there's millions of them, but only one will make your dreams come true." ~Anonymous
"This life we live, it's not what we have, it's what we believe." ~3 Doors Down (Its Not My Time)
"There might be more than you believe. There might be more than you can see." ~3 Doors Down (Its Not My Time)
"Please send me anything but signals that are mixed." ~Dashboard Confessional
"Story bok endings, fairy tale endings coming true. Deep down inside we wanna believe they still do." ~Enchanted
"There is joy to be claimed in this world." ~Enchanted
"I only keep myself this sick in the head, Cause I know how the words get you off." ~Fall Out Boy
"You are the dreamer and we are the dream. I could write it better than you ever felt it." ~Fall Out Boy
"If you would stay I would float right out this window; and it means everything, whether my world is up or down." ~No Second Troy (The Gardens After Lockout)
"If I look back with you I would not want to undo it." ~No Second Troy (The Gardens After Lockout)
"And all I want to know is you're around." ~No Second Troy (The Gardens After Lockout)
"Say a prayer but let the good times roll, in case God doesn't show" ~Fall Out Boy
"God works all things for good." ~Romans
"Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes." ~Fall Out Boy
"The less you know, the more you believe." ~Bono
"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice." ~Martin Luther King Jr.
"What if it all goes right." ~?
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
"We do it in the dark with smiles on our faces." ~Fall Out Boy
"I�m addicted to the way I feel when I think of you." ~Fall Out Boy
"Sometimes who someone is isn't nearly as important as how far theyve come." ~Aliens in America
"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel
"There are people who have money and people who are rich." ~Coco Chanel
"Glamour cannot exist without personal social envy being a common and widespread emotion." ~John Berger
"Never think of enemies for a moment more than is needed in order to fight them" ~John Galt (Atlas Shrugged)
"If I dont make it, just know that I loved you all along." ~Our Lady Peace
"Yeah ya'll want a honey with class. Sometimes you want more that just a honey with ass." ~DMX, (Why do Good Girls Like Bad Guys?)
"Don't live life by each breath you take, but rather by the things that take your breath away." ~Anonymous
"Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's ok and everythings goin right. And life has a funny of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face." ~Alanis Morisette
"Ex's are ex's for a reason." ~Stephanie Yu
"The difference between men and boys is the lessons they learn." ~Biker Boyz
"Tell me why can't I just reach out and simply touch the sky? Tell me why can't I spread my wings and fly and fly and fly?" ~Pink
"Though I can't go on, I'm not satisfied with this being the end." ~Pink
"Perception is reality." ~Anonymous
"If I live to be one-hundred, and never see the seven wonders, that will be alright. And if I never make the big leagues, if I never win a Grammie, I know I'll be just fine. 'Cause I know exactly who I am." ~Jessica Andrews (Who I Am)
"Take it from me. It's a lesson to be learned; even the good guys get burned." ~*N SYNC
"And if you say 'this life ain't good enough', I would give my world to lift you up." ~Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas (Smooth)
"All roads to the heart lead home." ~Anonymous
"Though dreams can be deceiving / (like faces are to hearts) / they serve for sweet relieving / when fantasy and reality lie too far apart." ~?
"They ain't makin' or breakin' me. My life, I live it to the limit and I love it." ~Jennifer Lopez, (I'm Real)
"Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights are faded? And that heaven is over-rated?" ~Train, (Drops of Jupiter)
"If you run your race, you'll win... channel your energy. Focus." ~Carl Lewis
"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." ~Anonymous
"The sun will come out tomorrow, but you gotta hang on till tomorrow." ~Annie
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." ~Albert Camus
"She's out there. He's out there. They're just learning what to contrast you against." ~John Mayer
"After all the crushes are faded. And all my wishful thinking is wrong, I'm jaded. I hate it." ~John Mayer
"Did you expect to kiss me one time, while looking at me with the same eyes ever again?" ~John Mayer
"Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end." ~Anonymous
"I'm walking away from the troubles in my life. I'm walking away to find a better day." ~Craig David
"Could I have missed my chance and watched you walk away? Oh no way." ~John Mayer
"Don't cry when you're so right." ~?
"I can�t turn back now, cuz you�ve brought me too far." ~LeAnn Rimes
"Nothing is an accident / We are free to have it all / We are what we want to be / It's in ourselves to rise or fall." ~Fortune Favors the Brave
"Tell me not in mournful numbers
�Life is but an empty dream�
For the soul is dead that slumbers
And things are not what they seem." ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"I'm tired of being alone. So hurry up and get here." ~John Mayer
"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them." ~Anonymous
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." ~Albert Einstein
"I�m havin fun lookin� out for number one, and doin all the things I like to do. I�m havin� fun �cause I knew it all along. I�d be better off without you!" ~The Clarks
"Been searching all my days just to find you. Not sure who i'm looking for. I'll know it, when I see you." ~John Mayer
"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend." ~Stone Temple Pilots
"I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay." ~Dave Matthews Band
"I done told you once, you son of a bitch, i'm the best there's ever been." ~Devil Went Down to Georgia
"Guys you know you better watch out. Some girls, some girls are only about...that thing, that thing, that thing. And girls you know you better, watch out. Some guys, some guys are only about... that thing, that thing, that thing." ~Lauryn Hill
"Pullin� petals tryin� to get your way. Girl you can pick a field full of daisies, but he�d still be my baby." ~??
"Let anyone among you living without sin be the first to condemn." ~The Bible
"What doesn't break you makes you stronger." ~Anonymous
"Same old story, not much to say. Hearts get broken every day." ~Jewel
"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say." ~Anonymous
"And god help you if you are a phoenix and you dare to rise up from the ash - A thousand eyes will smoulder with jealousy while you are just flying away..." ~Anonymous
"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere." ~Tim McGraw
"When you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life." -Lee Iacocca
"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen." ~Anonymous
"People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love." ~Claude Monet
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." ~Anonymous
"Speak what you think now in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict everything you said today." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If you've made it a game, then you've already lost." ~Ryan Adams
"I was destined to come, second to none. You hate what you can't conquer." ~Nas
"One word frees us from all the weight and pain of life: That word is love." ~Sophocles
"FREEDOM!" ~Mel Gibson, Braveheart
"It's all relative." ~ Anonymous
"Free your mind." ~Morpheus, The Matrix
"And when you get the chance to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance." ~Lee Ann Womack, (I Hope You Dance)
"I don't run by many girls cuz they talk too much." ~City High (Caramel)
"Maybe we'll meet at a bar, he'll drive a funky car. Maybe we'll meet at a club, and fall so deeply in love. He'll tell me I'm the one, and we'll have so much fun. I'll be the girl of his dreams...maybe." ~Janet Jackson
"We would rather die on our feet than live on our knees." ~Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have." ~Anonymous
"Cuz my momma taught me better that." ~Destiny's Child (Survivor)
"Nice isn't the same as good." ~Into The Woods
"No matter how good your intentions are, there's always some jerk who will try to bring you down." ~Michael Jackson
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Ya never know what you're gonna get." ~Tom Hanks, (Forest Gump)
"The soil of a man's heart is stonier, Louis. A man grows what he can and he tends to it. He always pays what he owes - and what he is owed always comes back to him." ~Jud, (Pet Semetary by Steven King)
"Some women just aren't meant to be tamed. They need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with." ~Carrie, Sex and the City
"Sonny came home with a list of names. She didn't believe in transcending." ~Shawn Calvin (Sonny Came Home)
"If i'm not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that I am?" ~David Bedingfield
"What becomes of a day for those who rage against it?" ~Jason Mraz
"You can run to me when you need me, real homies come through until the end of time." ~Tupac
"You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person." ~Anynomous
"You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss, but you know that you can't...can't fight the moonlight. No, you can't fight it. It's gonna get to your heart." ~LeAnn Rhymes (Can't Fight The Moonlight)
"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once." ~Anonymous
"Play you like the player you are." ~?
"I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck, than any girl you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me." ~Panic! At the Disco
"Never doubt that a small group of people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." ~Margaret Thatcher
"and I don't know what it takes but I'll try, trying hard like the next guy." ~Social Burn
"I know I'm who I am today because I knew you... Who can say if i've been changed for the better. Because I knew you I have been changed for good... Who can say if i've been changed for the better. I do believe I have been changed for the better." ~Wicked (For Good)
"It well may be that we will never meet again in this lifetime. So let me say before we part so much of me is made of what I learned from you. You'll be with me like a handprint on my heart. And now whatever way our stories end you know you have rewritten mine." ~Wicked (For Good)
"And if i'm flying solo at least i'm flying free." ~Wicked (Defying Gravity)
"You can have all you ever wanted... But I dont want it; no, I can't want it any more." ~Wicked (Defying Gravity)
"Some things I cannot change but till I try I'll never know." ~Wicked (Defying Gravity)
"Too long I've been afraid of losing love I guess I've lost. Well if that's love it comes at much too high a cost." ~Wicked (Defying Gravity)
"Time hasn't stopped for troubles, heartaches, or any other malfunctions of this world so please don't tell me it will stop for you..." ~ C.S. Lewis
"I can't help you fix yourself, but at least I can say I tried. I'm sorry but I gotta move on with my own life." ~Papa Roach
"Our scars remind us that the past is real." ~Papa Roach
"And i'll keep this world from dragging me down. Gonna stand my ground, and i won't back down." ~?
"After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul
and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't always mean security.
And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises
and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of a woman not the grief of a child
and you learn to build all your roads on today, because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight.
After a while you learn that even the sunshine burns if you get too much
so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure that you really are strong and you really do have worth
and you learn and you learn with every goodbye you learn." ~Veronica A. Shoffstall
"You never see the hard days in a photo album. But, those are the ones that get you from one happy snapshot to the next." ~Just Married
"Remember who you are." ~Mufasa, The Lion King
"Every action reveals us." ~Michel De Montaigne
"Things in themselves perhaps have their own weights, measures, and states; but inwardly, when they enter into us, the mind cuts them to its own conceptions." ~Michel De Montaigne
"Theres two types of guys out there. The ones that hold your hand and the ones that fuck you. And the ones that fuck you aren't worth a damn." ~Samantha, Sex and the City
"Each mind is ruler in its own dominions. Let us not therefore use the external qualities of things as an excuse; we must hold ourselves responsible for them." ~Michel De Montaigne
"He who loves the most does best." ~Cervantes, Don Quixote
"Love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching." ~?
"Our good and our evil depend only on ourselves." ~Michel De Montaigne
"Not all beauty inspires love. Some beauties delight the eye but don't captivate the heart." ~Cervantes, Don Quixote
"Honour and virtue are ornaments of the soul, and without them the body, even if it is beautiful, shouldn't seem beautiful." ~Cervantes, Don Quixote
"Don't say it doesn't matter." ~?
"I do not go about telling people what they ought to be doing in the world. There are enough others to do that - but I say what I do myself." ~Michel De Montaigne
"If I become famous, I want it to be for something worthwhile, not part of some passing fad." ~?
"We all call barbarous anything that is contrary to our own habits." ~Michel De Montaigne
"I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else. I'd rather be beside you in a storm, then safe at home by myself. I'd rather have hard times together, than ever be apart." ~?
"A man's value and reputation depend on his heart and his resolution." ~Michel De Montaigne
"Why don't you and I get together and take on the world and be together forever. Heads we will and tails we'll try again. So I say why don't you and I hold each other and fly to the moon and straight on to heaven. Cause without you they're never going to let me in." ~Santana ft. Chad Kroeger (Why Don't You and I)
"I look at you, looking at me. Now I know why they say the best things are free." ~Monica (Angel of Mine)
"De ja vu is fate's way of saying you're on the right track." ~Jason Mraz
"Speak as one who questions and does not know." ~Michel De Montaigne
"Don't settle for someone you can live with. Wait for the one you cant live without." ~?
"Hold on if you feel like letting go. / Hold on it gets better than you know. / Don't stop looking, you're one step closer. / Don't stop searching, it's not over. / Hold on." ~Good Charlotte (Hold On)
"Nice people get nice things done to them." ~Casey Greenawalt
"Well, I believe in heads up pennies and four-leaf clovers over and over." ~The June Spirit
"I have my own laws and my own court to judge me, and I refer to these rather than elsewhere." ~Michel De Montaigne
"The just sometimes pay for sinners." ~Cervantes, Don Quixote
"Love is when you don't want to go to sleep, because reality is better than a dream." ~?
"I love you - those three words have my life in them." ~Alexandrea to Nicholas III
"I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it. I shudder no more. I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion And I could die for that. I could die for you." ~John Keats
"I'd like to run away from you, but if you didn't come and find me... I would die." ~Shirley Bassey
"I have loved to the point of madness; That which is called madness, That which to me, Is the only sensible way to love." ~by F. Sagan
"You don't love someone because they're beautiful. They're beautiful because you love them." ~Anonymous
"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." ~Robert A. Heinlein (Stranger in a Strange Land)
"Believe, and I'm always there." ~Jon Oliva
"May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness and tied with love." ~L.O. Baird
"What the heart gives away is never gone... It is kept in the hearts of others." ~Robin St. John
"As long as you never give up, things will get better down the road." ~Final Fantasy XII
"Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy." ~Ralph Connor
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, While loving someone deeply gives you courage." ~Lao Tzu
"Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end." ~Germaine De Stael
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." ~Martin Luther King Jr.
"Smile at eachother...and that will help you to grow up in greater love
for each other." ~Mother Teresa
"Safe inside myself are all my thoughts of you." ~Evanescence
"Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost, sometimes unrecognized, but in the end, always found with no regrets, forever valued and kept treasured." ~Unknown
"The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life." ~Sir Hugh Walpole
"Everyone reaches road blocks in life, but instead of letting them stop you, put the pedal to the metal and plow right through that son of a bitch." ~?
"From the outside looking in, you don't understand it. From the inside looking out, you can't explain it." ~?
"Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated." ~Lamartine
"Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly, and without expectation... We don't love to be loved; we love to love." ~Leo Buscaglia
"Those who are crazy enough to believe they can change the world usually do." ~?
"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart." ~Helen Keller
"The courses of true love never did run smooth." ~William Shakespeare
"Everything I've learned about life I can sum up in three words... it goes on." ~Robert Frost
"Trust in your country. Trust in this system. Trust in yourself." ~Reese Witherspoon (Legally Blonde 2)
"If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action." ~Nicholas Cage (National Treasure)
"Its your life, you never know it could be great. Take a chance cuz you might grow." ~Gwen Stefani (What You Waiting For)
"Live your life with arms wide open." ~Natasha Bedingfield (Unwritten)
"Feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it for you." ~Natasha Bedingfield (Unwritten)
"Strong women: may we know them, may we raise them, may we be them." ~Anonymous
"People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.
If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway.
If you find happiness, people may be jealous. Be happy anyway.
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough. Give your best anyway.
For you see, in the end, it is between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway." ~Mother Teresa
"Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter." ~John Keats
"If you stay here nothing will ever happen to you. You gotta go where things happen." ~A League of Their Own
"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten." ~Lilo & Stitch
"I think I might miss you even if we'd never met." ~The Wedding Date
"You may not end up where you thought you were going, but you'll always end up where you are meant to be." ~?
"Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up." ~James Baldwin
"Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough." ~G. Moore
"Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life." ~Leo Buscaglia
"If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me." ~Michel de Montaigne
"From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all I'm interested in." ~Almost Famous
"A little faith will bring your soul to heaven; A great faith will bring heaven to your soul." ~CH Spurgeon
"The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do." ~John Holt
"The man who dies rich dies disgraced." ~Andrew Carnegie
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that." ~MLK Jr.
"It takes a lot more strength and character to do the right thing." ~Sailor Moon
"I pray to my savior, 'please let me see the sun again'." ~Miner's song
"If the people in power want to use religion as a tool, it shows they do not know how to do their jobs." ~holy man in Iran
"In that moment I trusted you...and would do so forever...no matter where
you led me...I always trusted you..." ~'Temple Priestess (Penance)
"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll blame a new love for things an old love did. You'll fight with your best friend, you'll cry because time is flying by, and you'll eventually lose somebody you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely and love like you've never been hurt... because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back." ~?
"Rational thought sighs, throws up its hands, and storms out of the picture in frustration." ~Rational Thought
"If you're lost and you look then you will find me. Time after time. If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting. Time after time." ~?
"Fools rush in where wise men never go. But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?" ~?
"We are all fools, in love." ~Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)
"Well I can't help it if I'm just a fool. Always having my heart set on you. Till the time you start changing the rules, I'll keep chasing the soles of your shoes." ~Shakira (Fool)
"If they can do it, you know you can." ~Dove 'Promises Message'
"Memories new are often born from those forgotten." ~FFXI
"It's not that easy, but it is that simple." ~?
"On the sixth day God created man. But even God knew that his work was not done until he created woman." ~woman speaking at Coretta Scott King's funeral
"One person of integrity can make a difference." ~Elie Wiesel (Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech)
"Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented." ~Elie Wiesel (Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech)
"Human suffering anywhere concerns men and women everywhere." ~Elie Wiesel (Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech)
"Seeing within changes ones outer vision." ~FFXI
"All I need is a miracle. All I need is you." ~?
"I could not save us, but I swear to God I tried." ~?
"Everything is alright, if I just breathe." ~Michelle Branch
"One last cry, before I leave it all behind. I've gotta put you outta my mind this time... I guess i'm down to my last cry." ~Brian McKnight (Last Cry)
"Love will find a way." ~'Fortune Heart' message
"Today is a gift. Thats why it's called 'the present'." ~?
"Burn all your bridges while you still have control of the flame." ~Evan's Blue (Over)
"I know by now that you'll arrive by the time I stop waiting" ~Bjork
"When it rains it pours." ~50 Cent
"Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course we would never fall in love or have babies or be who we are. Seasons change. So do cities. People come into our lives and people go but it's comforting to know that the ones you love are alway in your heart." ~Sex and the City
"I go by Arlington Cemetary every day. And on those rows of graves it doesn't say Republican or Democrat. It says American!" ~Representative John Murtha
"I don't believe its the destination that defines you - its the journey that defines you." ~Steeler's Coach Bill Cowher
"Familiarity breeds contentment." ~(Animal Planet)
"Dare to love completely." ~Dove 'Promises Message'
"We win the second we decide to try. Just showing up is victory." ~?
"Faith is a dangerous thing. Have too much, and you blind yourself to what's real. Have too little faith, and you blind yourself to what's possible." ~Gareth, (Sojourn: Crossgen Comics)
"And you will know exactly who you are, forever, by knowing what it is that you love." ~Mark Helprin, (Winter's Tale)
"Every passing moment is another chance to turn it all around." ~?
"Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it." ~?
"God loves you just the way you are, but he loves you too much to let you stay that way." ~Junebug
"Every step I have taken, has been to bring myself closer to you." ~Memoirs of a Geisha
"I can't stop the rain, but I can try to make the sunshine brighter for you." ~Slant (Close To You)
"You are my forever love, and you are watching me from up above. Fly me up to where you are." ~?
"I'm against doing nothing while people are suffering. I'm against rejecting an idea because its not my own." ~John Travolta (Primary Colors)
"Protecting the rights of even the least individual among us is basically the only excuse the government has for even existing!' ~Prickly City
"Smile, though your heart is aching. Smile, even though its breaking. Though there are clouds in the sky, you get by." ~Charlie Chaplin
"We must never confuse dissent with disloyalty... We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home." 'Good Night and Good Luck'
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference." ~Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer)
"The important thing is to focus on... the choices each and every one of us have at every moment." ~Esther Heymann, stepmother of Elizabeth Wainio, a passenger aboard United Flight 93 that crashed in Shanksville on 9/11/01
"I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong." ~President Abraham Lincoln
"Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach." ~Tom Robbins
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." ~President Abraham Lincoln
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." ~Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." ~Benjamin Franklin
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." ~President Abraham Lincoln
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be." ~Shel Silverstein
"So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever. Me and you, every day." ~The Notebook
"Do not let anybody else define success for you. That comes from you alone." ~PA Governor Ed Rendell
"If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the host of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well." ~Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
"Ooh, if i just wasn't a lady, what wouldn't I tell that varmit." ~Scarlett O'Hara
"You may feel alone when you're falling asleep, And everytime tears float down your cheeks, But I know your heart belongs to someone you've yet to meet
Someday you will be loved." ~?
"If you're going to do something you might as well over do it." ~Me
"I've had recurring nightmares that I was loved for who I am, and missed the opportunity to be a better man" ~Muse
"Cowards die many times a day, a brave man only once." ~Giovanni Falcone
"Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier." ~Mother Teresa
"I know we said we'd give up, we said we'd had enough. Again and again and again and again, but..." ~Jewel
"I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. Then I wrote it in the sky but the wind blew it away. So I wrote it in my heart, and thats where it will stay." ~Sailor Moon
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great." ~Bussy-Rabutin
"Any experiment in the interest of life will be carried out at your own expense." ~Johnny Depp (The Libertine)
"Humans want to save the things that they love." ~Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter)
"Life is filled with golden opportunities carefull disguised as irresolveable problems." ~Dr. David Satcher (Surgeon General)
"I'll stay with you. The walls will fall before we do." ~Goo Goo Dolls
"I keep a close watch on this heart of mine. I keep my eyes wide open all the time... Because you're mine, I walk the line." ~Johnny Cash
"I will go down with this ship. I won't put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my door. I'm in love and always will be." ~?
"Chase your dreams but always know the road that'll lead you home again." ~?
"I don't care what consequence it brings. I have been a fool for lesser things." ~?
"You won't find nobody else like me." ~Uncle Cracker
"I know why you couldn't come along. This was not your dream but you always believed in me." ~?
"I'm just too far from where you are. I want to come home." ~?
"Take criticism seriously but not personally." ~Hillary Clinton
"Live your life so that when your time on earth is done people will say 'That was a life well lived.'" ~Hillary Clinton
"I would rather have a free press and no government than government and no free press." ~Thomas Jefferson
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing." ~?
"Love understands and therefore waits." ~F. Drummond
"Days come and go but my feelings for you are forever." ~Papa Roach
"Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself." ~Oprah
"What goes around, comes around, goes around, comes all the way back around." ~Justin Timberlake
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." ~Henry David Thoreau
"You only live once, so you only have one chance to get it right." ~Me (my philosophy on life)
"No other day, no other way. No day but today." ~RENT
"Le non capira mai questo nostra cosa." ~?
"It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right. I hope you had the time of your life." ~Greenday
"Its no better to be safe than sorry." ~?
"For what its worth, it was worth all the while." ~Greenday
"Stop and say you love me, always, I'll say the same to you. Are you strong enough? Am I enough? Are you strong enough to say you love me?" ~Evan's Blue (Stop and Say You Love Me)
"This is for you and your crew; The ones thats true will always love you, no matter what you do." ~Mystic, (The Life)
"I believe in you. I'll give up everything just to find you." ~Evanescence
"None but you know whether you are cruel and cowardly, or loyal and dutiful." ~Michel De Montaigne
"I woke up this morning with a smile on my face, and nobodys gonna bring me down." ~Christina Aguilera
"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." ~Anonymous
"You are what you believe... live your dreams." ~Athena Cage (All or Nothing)
"I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever." ~Rabindranath Tagore
"525,600 minutes. How do you measure the life of a woman or a man? How about love? Measure in love." ~RENT
"There is no other way but this one that makes the most of me. So I go this way." ~Sailor Moon
"Hold the wheel and drive. Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there. With open arms and open eyes, yeah." ~Incubus (Drive)
The following are quotes for the soul purpose of amusement
Guy at club watching me dance on stage (to Megan): "Dude I bet your friend is fucking the shit in bed!"
Megan: "Sure, I guess. I don't know."
Guy: "Yea, I bet she's seriously the shit in bed."
Megan: "Yea, and she's like the least slutty person I know. She's only slept with one person."
Guy: "Yeah? Still though, I bet she's the fucking bomb in bed."
"Somewhere in the Himalayans, is a man wrapped in a blanket, wearing 10 pairs of socks, and he has figured out what a perfect quarter back rating is, and Ben Roethelisberger is it." ~announcer of a game (2005)
"I could not possibly hope to be a lady if I wore breeches; when I said I could do nothing in a dress, she said I wasn't supposed to do anything that required pants... furthermore I should be a ray of sunshine in my father's lonely life. I suggested that one could be a ray of sunshine in pants just as well, but Aunty said that one had to behave like a sunbeam." ~TKAMB
"It's important that we learn how to weasel out of things. That's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel." ~Homer Simpson
"Whats next, bombing the shit out of a country in order to help it?" ~Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes." ~Al Franken
"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genious possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard really." ~Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)
"Listen, I ain't always talkin' money. But, I will keep you with a smile..and walkin' funny." ~DMX (Why do Good Girls Like Bad Guys)
"It's vacation, you can do whatever you want." ~Dyllan Hill from Ocean City
"You told them all I was crazy. They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee god damn you." ~Flag Pole Sitta
"She can be the office type or light the strip." ~??
"I pride myself on being bigger and smarter than the moment, but this moment is kicking my ass... I promise to catch up." ~John Mayer receiving a Grammy
"We had gay burglers the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." ~Robin Williams
Wife in movie: "So tell me again why i cant call him on his cell again?"
Her mom: "Besides that he turned it off?"
Wife: "Yeah."
Her mom: "40 messages start to look needy."
"They say that I have the best ass below 14th street." ~RENT
"I'm not a tease, just a reminder of what you want but can't have." ~Anonymous
"I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in." ~Anonymous
"Oh really? You hate school?? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar." ~Anonymous
"If I was creating the world and only had 7 days to do it, I wouldn't mess around with butterflies and daffodils and all that. I'd start with lasers. Day one, 8 o'clock." ~Time Bandits
"The last time I called 'shotgun' my friends had rented a limo, so I fucked up." ~?
"I need a fort and some tequila and some hot guy with a big dick and no brain." ~Megan Wilson
"...The headpiece was not a complete helmet, but just a simple steel cap; he was ingenious enough, however, to overcome this problem, constructing out of cardboard something resembling a visor and face guard which, once inserted into the steel cap, gave it the appearance of a full helmet. It's true that, to test its strength and find out whether it could safely be exposed to attack, he drew his sword and dealth it two blows, with the first of which he destroyed in a second what it had taken him a week to create. He couldn't help being concerned about the ease with which he'd shattered it, and to guard against this danger he reconstructed it, fixing some iron bars on the inside which reassured him about its strength; and, preferring not to carry out any further tests, he deemed and pronounced it a most excellent visored helmet." ~Cervantes, Don Quixote
"ok, so now - WHAT IF - the hurricane gets to canada and that little sea/lake thing above it, then picks up strength there, then continues ravaging its way north... and continues on indefinitely across land masses until it hits more water then continues to gain in intensity until its roughly the size of half the world, and engulfs the planet? imagine what a hurricane the size of the world would look like from space? and don't think it couldnt happen. if i have to rent a small aircraft and fly it around in circles in the south atlantic, and tie a weight onto it and simultaneously drag it in circles through the water to generate a hurrican of those proportions i swear i'll do it before i die. wait and see if i dont." ~Me (plotting the world's biggest hurricane)
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." ~Douglas Adams
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." ~?
Conversation from Sex and the City between Samantha and Carrie:
S: "This baby sounds like an asshole."
C: "You can't call a baby an asshole!"
S: "Why not?! She called it a meatloaf!"
"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2,000 of something." ~Mitch Hedbert
"Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one!" ~?
"Pull over!" "No, it's a cardigan! but thanks for asking." ~Dumb and Dumber
"Hurricane Rita has now strenthened into a category 12 hurricane. In fact its one step away from being a black hole." ~John Stewart (The Daily Show)
"Put a star, not an angel on top of the tree. Cuz whats the angel doing up there anyway? Talking to shepherds. Then you need shepherds on the tree. Then you need sheep on the tree. Then its just chaos." ~Steven Colbert (The Colbert Report)
"Because when I do something like cook, I like to celebrate with a costume" ~ Girls Next Door
"My section all pitches in behind my back to get me a going away gift, and what do they get me... a police playset and Ms Eva the inflatable sheep." ~Jared Horan
"This is an '81 Honda! How DARE you!!" ~Employee of the month
"The easier it is to draw a state, the harder it is to live in that state. Head toward the squiggly lines - theyre where culture goes." ~?
"And we shall throw a magnificent garden party and you won't be invited." ~Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End)
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