Convos
Convos
"Oh my god, Becky. Look at her butt! It is so big!"
Ok so this section is reserved for completely random and hilarious (and slightly off-colored) conversations which occur online. Note: screen names may be slightly altered to protect the anonymity (and in a few cases, dignity) of the speakers. Also, as is generally the case with my website, no subject matter should be taken seriously or offensively.
My mini van, my tank
OO7IcePrincess: havent accomplished much of anything in the month since graduation
OO7IcePrincess: hit a few things w/ my car....oops
MaDaS: hahaha
OO7IcePrincess: no its not funny i caused $1200 damage
MaDaS: wow, that sucks, did you have to pay for it all
OO7IcePrincess: nah my moms insurance takes care of it
OO7IcePrincess: but i had to pay the deductable
OO7IcePrincess: but dude - i mean - it came right at me!
MaDaS: ouch, what did you do
OO7IcePrincess: i kicked a rock's ass
OO7IcePrincess: few weeks before that i kicked a mailbox's ass
MaDaS: wow, your pretty tough
OO7IcePrincess: im like the kid who 'beat up your honor student'
MaDaS: except you beat up a mailbox and a rock right?
OO7IcePrincess: only its more like 'my mini van beat up your mailbox'
OO7IcePrincess: yea exactly
Of Mailboxes and Men
ReCleteam: my friend instead of hitting the mail box likes to jump out of his car and knock it over manually
OO7IcePrincess: hahaha
OO7IcePrincess: actually - if i got out of the car - i wouldn't knock it over
OO7IcePrincess: thats just wrong
OO7IcePrincess: i'd take the whole thing
OO7IcePrincess: it just *poof* dissappears
ReCleteam: haha
OO7IcePrincess: that way u dont leave finger prints ;-)
ReCleteam: poof
ReCleteam: yu leave a scene of destruction
OO7IcePrincess: imagine waking up and being like "what the!?"
ReCleteam: lolol
OO7IcePrincess: ya go to get the morning paper but OH!! its on the ground!! and WHY is it on the ground?
OO7IcePrincess: OH YEA - cuz there's no mailbox
OO7IcePrincess: lol sorry - i woke up early this morning
ReCleteam: hate when that happens
OO7IcePrincess: what - when u have to wake up early or your mailbox gets stolen?
ReCleteam: wake up early
OO7IcePrincess: oh..
ReCleteam: mailbox who cares
OO7IcePrincess: aw come on what did it ever do to you?
ReCleteam: it just stands there so proud
OO7IcePrincess: lol!
ReCleteam: like its better than us or something
OO7IcePrincess: hahaha
ReCleteam: but
ReCleteam: BAM
ReCleteam: it gets run over by some crazed teenager
ReCleteam: no what mr. mailbox
ReCleteam: who's yur daddy now
OO7IcePrincess: just looming outside your house...
OO7IcePrincess: watching the children in the back yard
OO7IcePrincess: until one day ya can't find little johnny anymore
ReCleteam: what a perv that mailbox is
OO7IcePrincess: sadistic bastards
ReCleteam: then little jonny comes home and starts liking boys
ReCleteam: then what do ya do
OO7IcePrincess: then daddy starts liking little johnny
OO7IcePrincess: and mommy drowns the cat
ReCleteam: ya take a chain saw and go at the sick mailbox
ReCleteam: lol
OO7IcePrincess: and the toaster oven wont work anymore
OO7IcePrincess: and all the while your PRECIOUS mailbox just STANDS there outside watching the family go to hell
ReCleteam: then the fridge becomes a freezer and the freezer becomes the fridge
OO7IcePrincess: now thats just ridiculous
OO7IcePrincess: come on now - seriously - grow up
My Stripper Twin
StyxDude: I just got back from the strip club and i swear i saw your twin!
OO7IcePrincess: dude are you serious?? Thats awesome!
StyxDude: yea she looked just like you!!
OO7IcePrincess: she have bigger boobs or anything? haha
StyxDude: i swear she was your twin
OO7IcePrincess: oh kick ass - what was her name??
StyxDude: like savahanna or something
StyxDude: she was seriously your twin
OO7IcePrincess: OMG take me to see her!!
WAYS TO KILL A BABY
Got Jester: the chinese government could come kill them.
OO7IcePrincess:You could use a coat hanger
Got Jester:Or a sharp stick
OO7IcePrincess: Or a �big bopper� baseball bat...
OO7IcePrincess: or an abusive husband
Got Jester: u could use a rock too
OO7IcePrincess: or a stirring spoon
Got Jester: that could take time, time we haven't got
OO7IcePrincess: right then - clearly a tack hammer would be faster
Got Jester: oh oh clearly
OO7IcePrincess: or put a plastic bag down there - so when you give birth it would immediately suffocate
Got Jester: or just eat it alive
OO7IcePrincess: you sick fuck
OO7IcePrincess: giving it to a catholic priest could always work
Got Jester: or a voodoo preist - they would have more fun with it
OO7IcePrincess: ha - you sure about that?
Got Jester: yeah. they would sacrifice it and stuff, not just mentally scar it
Got Jester: wow, did u know u can open a car lock with a needle and an electric toothbrush
OO7IcePrincess: u can rip a baby out w/ a mascara wand
Got Jester: no no, i read it in this cookbook, its got useful stuff in here
OO7IcePrincess: no no - i had to do an emergency operation on a friend once
OO7IcePrincess: well no... but you can imagine what it would be like if i did
Got Jester: my friend did that
So Not Me
Renaissance Tye: You actually looked like an elegant, sophisticated, refined, well behaved, proper young lady
OO7IcePrincess: which i am the total antithesis of
Renaissance Tye: exactly
Renaissance Tye: then again you also had a hint of "come get on me"
OO7IcePrincess: ha - bound to happen
Playing 'Penis'
OO7IcePrincess: its my goal to disrupt class
ReCleteam: at my school guys would just start saying in class "penis" in weird voices
OO7IcePrincess: oh playing penis - we played that on the ski lift
OO7IcePrincess: and we used to play it at lunch in middle school
ReCleteam: yeah my school was mature
OO7IcePrincess: shut up ari - you and i are gonna play it at BU and you know it